Now Sents, before you lock this due to the existance of 'Funny Chats' (http://atelier801.com/topic?f=6&t=81651&p=1)
This is QUOTES not chats.
This is also for any site, the other one was limited to Transformice quotes.

Now...please forgive me if there is another thread like this.

Here are my quotes!~
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MonstercatChar: At first, i thought ftw meant **** THE WORLD as a counterpart to wtf cx

heliosdoomex: xD

harpers123: XD

ViolaceousFlame: CX

harpers123: if your miscrit is a good one.

harpers123: it must be able to win a

harpers123: miscrit

harpers123: which has a type advantage

harpers123: to yours

harpers123: same level.

harpers123: that tests your statskill and movesets

MonstercatChar: I love how i can can just look into a flower and

MonstercatChar: find le gold ouo

ViolaceousFlame: find an elephant?

harpers123: rise my dark hotfoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MonstercatChar: and a elephant

heliosdoomex: if only it were to be in real life

MonstercatChar: #Miscritlogic

harpers123: then..

MonstercatChar: ouo

harpers123: u would be sitting on a chair.

heliosdoomex: 'rise my dark hot foot' sounds like something a titan would say

MonstercatChar: ^

harpers123: maybe im a titan?
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MonstercatChar: ....The mansion is VERY creepy

12345sword: yep

VincentI13: Not to me.

Zheruel: its not at all lol

12345sword: damm

MonstercatChar: Steamguin looks like a ceral killer

12345sword: yeah

12345sword: /XD

Zheruel: ceral killer?

VincentI13: Serial killer you mean.

MonstercatChar: yes it kills ceral

MonstercatChar: PROTECT YOUR CERAL

Zheruel: wtf is a ceral?

VincentI13: lol

12345sword: it looks like a demon created by saitan

Zheruel: U mean cereal LOL

VincentI13: He means Ceral

Zheruel: spelling op

MonstercatChar: XD
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[Sableyeftw] Can you pour me a water of glass?
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• [Charzardstar] 'The Hisses never bothered me anyway' *Slams Door*
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[EN] [Biaricilame] I did not Lucariostar
[E2] [Fluffiiii] I forgot how 2 lucariostar
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[E2] [Windtt] I LIKE TRAINS
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[E2] [Bakaba] 2 + 2
[E2] [Bakaba] you make
[E2] [Lucariostar] fish

[Naialily] Santa, can i have a pony?

[Littlepool] I WANNA BE A CHAIR

garnet: "Hello? This is uh... Mom Universe. They are playing with swords. Yes, with swords. They are bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don't call again." *hands phone back to Steven* "Sorry, I panicked."

"you can't wear headphones without headphones" - one of the many bus drivers i've had this year
ok it's not really funny, but it makes little sense

it's either this:

Milkandsurreal a dit :

garnet: "Hello? This is uh... Mom Universe. They are playing with swords. Yes, with swords. They are bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don't call again." *hands phone back to Steven* "Sorry, I panicked."

Or this:
"What? It's just a regular krabby-OH MY GOODNESS...!! SQUIDWARD!"

I can't choose o3o

Need a medical engineer?
Why not Zoidberg?

"BLYAT EN INGER"
this quote is in russian but its hella funny

cafe

"Floor ice cream gives you health!"
top quality memes here

Quoted from cafe:

"RUBY TRIED TO HOLD SAPPHIRE'S HAND BUT SHE SLAPPED RUBY AND RAN TO STEVEN"

"Death Water: The Movie, featuring Death Water and Led Zeppelin as Death Water's son. How a whole band can be one person, I don't know, but it's Death Water, so it doesn't matter."
- ProtonJon back in the good old Mario ROM hack days

• [Jazzzyjazzz] yes sirrrr
• [Classyjazz] MAM
• [Classyjazz] I AM A WOMAN
• [Classyjazz] LOL
• [Jazzzyjazzz] MY BAD SIR

[e2] [Nudepotato] respec waman

HITLERS STACHE WAS NICE.
DONT H8. PROCREATE.

You can't google things in 1945!

It all very simple, China take all, you go home now

Spon? Snackers? WE WILL DIE OF TYPE TWO DIABETES BEFORE WE DIE OF STARVATION!

Its a giraffe, a hideous freak of nature.

Everything I could ever want can be found in the depths of my heart. Except money

SUCK BALL! I KNEW FORTUNE COOKIE WAS BAD LUCK!

They call it copyright because you don't have right to copy.

IT IS ORIGINAL CHINESE IDEA!

We should stick together even if we hate it. I hate it.

Sorry I am late, I was making a drunken crab dish, and my cultural appetite makes me neither regretful or sorry.

White people Sheesh..

I mean seriously, I'm a virgin! Where do you think they get virgin olive oil? The point is that you don't want to shoot a virgin. We're pathetic enough as it is! Please I apologize for lying and the box thing.Im a good Italy I swear! You're Germany right?

Am I Catholic or Protestant? God I don't know.

We've called this conference to solve the world's problems, not to fight about the problems of our past. And since I'm the only country who seems to know how to run a meeting, we'll follow my rules from here on out. Eight minutes each for speeches, no chit chat about side deals, and no going over the time limit. Now if you want to go, make sure you are prepared and raiseyour hand, but do so in a way that does not mock any salute of my countrys past.

You are the most pathetic excuse for a country I've ever seen!... ARE YOU SLEEPING RIGHT NOW?!

If you're a soldier -even if you are french- you have to try and escape imprisonment.

Luxembourg kicked my rear end and sent me back here.

This could work. Friends. Uh, we don't have to kiss do we?
'nope! Only if you want go'

I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive!

Germany! Germany! I'm in North Africa right now and I can't turn my shoe laces!

My only friend growing up was a yak.

Unhand me you fobbish twit!

When I look into all of your faces I think of how much fun it would be to bash them in

We're in the middle of war and you're wearing a cape?!
'Its a cloak no?'

I have summoned you from the depths of hell. SHOW YOURSELF!
'You kolled?'
I wasn't calling you!

You don't know me! I'm the United Bloody Kingdom and I can hold my locker better than you any day!
'Dude calm down'
Shut up! I felt bad about how old frog face was treating you so I saved your hide. I thought maybe we could be friends and bond over our mutual hatred for France but uh-uh. You didn't want to be friends with me! You just wanted to tell me what to tell you what to do, and you didn't know what to do anyways.

Why won't the light just shut up...? I swear I'll ever drink again...someone please kill me.

This weather man is predicting a 99% chance of a shit storm and it's coming right at ya!

Since we've been govorned separately, he has had more time spent with big brother Spain so he's kind of a jerk.

Oh boy it's hug time!
'Would you quit it with your hug therapy?'
"I can never understand Catholics"

AAHH I'm sorry! You were right! I am not the box of tomatoes fairy at all! It was all lies, lies, LIES! Please don't shoot me! I'm too young to die, and what if I don't die but am mortally wounded and forced to to lie there in misery in a pool of my own blood?! Please I'll do anything -well anything within reason- I DONT WANT TO DIIIIIIEEEE!

Went to the Doctors today, found out I was born with too much awesomeness. Most common side effect: an over abundance of haters. Turns out I'm gonna survive. -idk

I have a disease called awesomeness. You wouldn't understand what it is since you don't have it. -idk

Turns out my life is just a long series of events where I make myself look stupid. -Dan Howell


"Ok let me make my point. I want to smash. My point has been made"- my friend


"These quotes are dumb but I like them" -me