You must make up an excuse you won't have to do the chores ^^

Example:

Poster1: You have to wash the car.
Poster2: I can't, there's an angry dog outside.
You have to eat your breakfast.
Poster3: I can't, I'll choke.
You have to go to school.
Poster4: I can't, I lost all my clothes.

And so on...

Lemme start:

You have to do the shopping.

I can't, It's a public holiday and everything's closed!

You have to clean your room!

i have to go to the bathroom *camps in there*



You have to go to a party but everyone there hates you!

Actually, my friend and I are gonna go to the movies so yea, PARTY HARD NEXT TIME

Your trapped next to your worst enemy for a science project, she demands you to everything.

I cant, I need to slap her :)

You have to clean the house!

Pretend to be sick c:

Your trapped in the classroom with your annoying teacher for detention

I can't, I got hit by a car and lost my 2 legs.

You have to wake up at 2 a.m. every morning.

i am cant wake up
u must die

Can't. Too skilled and smart to die.

You need to save the Cubones!

I can't, because I'm forced to say I can't.

You need to go on a quest and save the woooorld~

I can't, I have the flu ;c

You need to go buy a hamster :0

Won't he chew my fingers off? THEY HAVE HUGE TEETH!

You gotta erase what you wrote on the blackboard.

But I have homework to do.

You need to buy me food >:L

Hang on, I got a phonecall. *pulls out a toy phone from pocket and puts to ear, then puts back in pocket*
OH MY, I GOTTA GO, SEE YA! *runs away as fast as possible*

You gotta kill this wasp that's in my house irl THIS SECOND!

But It has rabies :(

WHo ate all my pretzel sticks? Was it you?

No, But i did have them. The hungry peepz came and stole them from me! >:O

YOU NEED TO KILL THIS WABBIT

No, I need to kill that cow instead.

You need to do your homework that has 100 pages.

BUT ITS SO HARD.

You need to get off the computer.