Ok no spamming please and no copying other peoples comment things and no fighting

Ok everyone has that awkward moment when there teacher yells something funny at them and here is one funny thing my teacher yelled at me after my head touched the planet Uranus:
"JAY GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ANUS" and I was thinking "wtf o.o *realizes head is touching Uranus* OOHHHHHHHH ._."

lmao jay xD

"Fab, get your head out of your crack"

My life ish messed up

Well our teacher is a very serious one, but when i was in the primary school i had this fat english teacher. And my classmate always needed helo with her english. And she sat in to the right from me in the other desk.... and when the teacher leaned to help her....well you already know where this is going but ill say it....her big fat butt was few centimetres from my face.... O.O idk how i survived...

" WHY IS THERE A PAD IN THE TOILEt"

"who cares about the damn mouse?!"
my ELA teacher shouted that when the class was freaking out over a mouse

"Are we going to learn about Algebra?"
"YES YES YES YES WE ARE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT ALGEBRA"
loving this teacher

'' TABITHA LATER TALKING AND NOW WORK IT ''

well I was talking a lot then my teacher force me to work ;;

then she said '' Yes I am magic ''

>dont be a playerhater
>isnt algebra just a 4n language haha

I once had a teacher publicly humiliate me each day in front of the entire class until I cried

my 4th grade teacher once yelled 'OMG OMG OMG BEYONCEEEEEEEE' and i was like... '.' and i got my phone and recorded LOL. im in 7th grade now c: and then he yelled 'SKYLINNNNNN DO YOU SEEEE BEYONCEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!??!?!/!/?'

My music teacher said this: "SAM STOP MESSING AROUND!!" and five secs later she asks: "Whats your name again?"

my teacher told me to watch my language... The worst thing I've said aloud in school is shit lmao. it was someone else and she thought i said it omg

One teacher I had in 3rd grade
"LESS WORKING AND MORE TALKING!"
Everyone: :D
"Wait no!"
Lol xD

"My son likes to play assball" and I'm like what ? And then what I realized she said basketball lol

My music teacher likes to play around



(the third post is what my teacher said)

My math teacher likes to joke around.

Teacher: "Vioni are you adopted?"
Me: "Uh no"
Teacher: "You look like you are"
Teacher: "Haha I'm just joking"
Teacher: "But when you get home don't tell your mom I said that"
Teacher: "Later on she'll approach me and say"
Teacher: "Mister why did you ......TELL HER OUR SECRET?"

Well

My 1st grade teacher told the class to lie to her

“This is something probably no teacher has ever asked her students to do. Lie to me."

"I've been a teacher in this place for 15 years. I'm pretty sure i know it's haunted! *laughs*"


Also vioni i cant stop laughing

My algebra teacher said "No, children, I can't give you any Coke because then I'd be a coke dealer"
and when he taught the distributive property, [with a(b+c)] he said "Okay, I'm going to explain teenage girls to all of you. So 'b' and 'c' are throwing a party. But 'a' didn't get invited! So she cries and cries, then she decides she's going to that party. And she's going pissed. So 'a' jumps over the fence (the parentheses) and find 'b'. And she yells at the little B! Ohh, but she's not done yet! She's gotta let eeeeeverrybody know at that party that she's angry. So she starts yelling at 'c'! Now that eeeeveryybody at the party knows she's angry, and they're all uncomfortable, 'a' finally leave the party. Then the next day she texts everybody saying 'oh I'm so sorry let's be friends again'. That, boys, is how teenage girls work."
Then my history teacher told us we're all gonna die in 2 months.
I like my teachers XD

not really weird/interesting but my fourth grade teacher used the term 'JK'
literally saying
J.K.

and everyone in the class was like what