This is a new version of my popular game, Mom, why is my ____ on fire?
Basically, you first off answer the person above you's thing on fire, and why it is. Then you fill in the blank!

Example:
Me: Mum, why is my cat on fire? MUM. HALPPPPPPPP!
Person 2: Because it was shivering, so I gave it some warmth.
Mum, why are my crisps on fire?
Person 3: You said you liked crisps that are hot, so yeah....
Mum, why is my pet fish on fire? Wait.... How is on fire when it is in water? WTF CALL AMBERLAMPS!

And so on. Happy playing!
No one above me, so I'll start.

Mum, why is my mum on fire? WAIT. MOM ARE YOU OKAY CALL THE BLOODY AMBERLAMPS HALPPPPPPP

because i was lighting the candle and my hand slipped

Mom why is my homework on fire? ( well atleast now i have an excuse for not doing it XD)

It said F on it. It stands for FIRE.

Mum, why is my toilet on fire? I NEED TO TAKE A S**T HALP

well it wouldn't work so i am burning it


Mum why is this thread on fire?

you've been thinking to hard
mom, why is the baby on fire ?

BUY ME MORE JEWELLERY
mom, why are my moshi monsters on fire ?

because they were burning cute, kawaii =3

mom, why are the the candles on fire ?

because we want to make it a candle again .-.

mom, why are the ponies on fire?

because it's the last episode of my little pony!

Mom, why is the candle on fire? :c

Why did you just repeat the same question from earlier? Well because it needed to BURN.

Mum, why is my soul on fire? It burns my soul, like in real life. I am always lonely. It hurts my heart to live like this. I have depression issues.

Because your died :V

Mom why is my WORD is on fire?

Because you typed it red <3


Mum, why is my downstairs area on fire..? (Hurting, as in on fire) And why is it bleeding...?

Because you needed a trim, so I went the faster way. Also the blood part...YOU A WITCH YOU SPILL BLOOD FOR YOUR P***Y THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! Or the blood is from the fire, burning your skin off. Or it's your time of the month.

Mum, why is my catnip on fire? Aww come on, our cats are going to sniff it, then they will catch fire.

Because, honey, I want them to burn painfully. c:

Mum, why is my Ass on fire?

Because you got a HOT ass.

Mum, why is my blanket on fire? Ahh, I want to take a good night rest, and cover myself with a warm sheet of FIRE.

i put it in the dryer to dry. But there was a match in the dryer


Mum why is the water on fire? OMG WHAT GOING ON? THE WATER ON FIRE!

It's actually oil. *Kerblooey*

Mum, whoi ihs moi dog on foiyuh?

Because it was a weiner dog, and weiners need to be roasted on a campfire.

Mum, why is my fire on fire. Wait. FIRECEPTION BETCHES

Because fire is fire!?

Mum, why is my old school on fire?