This game is simple:
Firecattie: Why are you gonna buy a sandwhich?
Myselflolself: No reason. To throw it on your face. Why are you gonna buy an octopus?
Perballmaze: To squirt black stuff on noob's faces. Why are you gonna buy a Windows7 laptop?
Terrestrialux: To throw it out of the 7th window. Why are you gonna buy an icecream
Lertlertlert: To scream XD. Why are you gonna buy a DVD?

ok i start first.

Why are you gonna buy a vaccum cleaner?

To clean my dirty carpet full of dog turds ;^;

Why are you gonna buy the movie Twilight?

Because I'm gonna destroy it with a hammer

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Yo, why are you going to buy a Fr e sh a voc a do?

i didn't

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why are u gonna buy a doge