Have any cheesy jokes to share? Type them below.

I found these while scouring Youtube videos today:

I tried to catch fog yesterday,
Mist

Parallel lines have so much in common,
It's a shame they'll never meet.

Why did the scarecrow get a raise?
He was outstanding in his field.

I took the shell off my snail thinking it would make him go faster,
If anything it made him more sluggish.

Did you hear about he kidnapping at school?
It's okay he woke up.

Did you hear the joke about the pizza?
I can't tell you it's too cheesy.

Person 1 a dit :

What's up with fish?

Person 2 a dit :

I donno, but they seem fishy.

Person 1 a dit :

*Knock knock*

Person 2 a dit :

"Who's there?"

Person 1 a dit :

"Dr."

Person 2 a dit :

"Dr. Who?"

Person 1 a dit :

"Oh, that's totally out of season. No one ever watches that anymore... I defiantly don't watch it..." *Dr. Who ringtone comes up on Person 1's phone*

Person 1 a dit :

"EEK!!! I GOTTA SCRAM!"

haruhitastic a dit :

a pregnant woman goes into a coma, months later she wakes up. she is no longer pregnant.
"you had twins," remarks the nurse. "a boy and a girl. your brother named them, your husband was unsure what to choose.."
"what did he name my daughter?" the mother questions.
"denise," replies the nurse. the mother smiles warmly.
"i like that name. what about my son?"
"denephew."

haruhitastic a dit :

a pregnant woman goes into a coma, months later she wakes up. she is no longer pregnant.
"you had twins," remarks the nurse. "a boy and a girl. your brother named them, your husband was unsure what to choose.."
"what did he name my daughter?" the mother questions.
"denise," replies the nurse. the mother smiles warmly.
"i like that name. what about my son?"
"denephew."

the ghost a dit :

"Get a life..."

queenlordess a dit :

What do you call a fragile thing that won?
ITS A WIN-DOW!!!