Ok so, It goes like this: You would like to kill something with, lets say a octopus (XD). Then you would say the octopus would kill you with a rose
thorn. THEN OVER AGAIN (Looking at you first poster...)
Just look at dat example.

Example

Bad example:

RULES (EVERYONE loves dem)

Banned:


Ill start :D
I would like to kill a crayon with a vine.

Then the crayon would kill you with a crayola marker :D

First post :3

CONGRATS

I would like to kill Bunnehmicete with my bare hands.

Then her blood with stain your shirt.

I would like to kill nothing with nothing! I dun wanna kill! (If I have to, then kill YOU (on transformice) with an anvil. :3)

Then the anvil would kill you with a... OH I CANT THINK.. ITSELF!

I would like to kill a banana with a banananananananannanananananaa :D

A banana be killed with a banana? WTF.

I would like to kill YouTube with Derp xD

Then the derp would kill your ears cause it's so loud and you would fall off a cliff, killing yourself!

..
DERP

I would like to kill a

with a

!
(I would like to kill a cat with a dog!)

Skipping above.

THERE HE IS! GET 'EM, COPPAHS! Silly Michael Vick...

I would like to kill a stone with two birds.

Then the birds would fly back and peck your eyes cause you threw them at a rock.

I would like to kill a river with a baseball bat holding a bat.

Then the bat will bat you in the face, killing you.

I would like to kill Cinna (Hunger Games) with Fiyah!

Then his love will kill you!