Funniest Jokes You've Ever Heard

I'll start, how many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

Riddle:-
Once, there were 2 men walking on the street.
there was a car that was gonna crush them.
the driver said:"I WAS ABOUT TO CRUSH YOU 3!

why did he say 3 instead of 2?

just an FYI, chuck norris can speak braille...

krahtoff a dit :
Riddle:-
Once, there were 2 men walking on the street.
there was a car that was gonna crush them.
the driver said:"I WAS ABOUT TO CRUSH YOU 3!

why did he say 3 instead of 2?

try to guess at least 10 times befor seeing the answer
ready?
because he just made small mistake that's all xD

lol alright

what is small, purple, and has a shape of a square

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