Title says all. Put your stupid moments in here.

Mine was probably when a car was backing up, I thought I was going forward so I shrieked loudly

I have a lot of them

But there was this one second where I forgot where I was and who everyone and myself were, so I turned to the person I sat next to and said "You're so preeeeeetty.." and banged my head on my desk once and fell asleep.

Literally everyone saw it lol

Once, I smacked my head off of the wall in school. I forgot why. XD

I almost cut off my finger with scissors...

Well, once i asked if a kid was at school..

And she was right infront of me o.o

Not kidding, this actually happened.

Umm
I was with my mom at a grocery store and she was picking up some fruit and I followed her everywhere. Then I stopped and started daydreaming randomly. When I heard my mom call for me, I grabbed a stranger woman's hand and said "Let's go mama". Then I looked up and it wasn't mom and I looked aroun d to find mom a little further and ran to her.
Yeah both my mom and the woman had yellow jackets so how was I, a 3 year old supposed to know?

...Well.. I have asperger syndrom/disorder (however you spell it).
These 'aspergers' actually kinda make my mind different than others. For example, my mom says something. I hear it, and for 1 second remember it, then my mind as if deletes it completely. Then mom asks "Got it?" And I'm like "...Got what?" And she kinda scolds me. Once she repeats it, I remember her asking it.


Oh, also, when I was in survivor and said 'darb' instead of 'darn'. XD

I have a high difficultiy of calming down when im furious
Mostly happens when i get a extra common glitch or get annoyed by people that i hate

i went in the back of the counter at a store without even realizing it

Choking on my own saliva..

when i was a kid i used to get chunks of toilet paper, and put loads of water on it without squeezing it, and i would throw them at the wall and sometimes put it in my mouth and spit it at the ceiling of the bathroom

I mixed everything of my kitchen on a bowl and gave it to my mom

Checking to see where my phone is and notice it's not in my pockets... while talking to someone on the phone.

ummmmmm, telling my friends at school i watch dah hub, aaaand dey told on me and den my mum erased my YT for good. -,-

grrrrrr i feel like strangling someone everytime i think of it!

with my two bare veiny hands ^_^