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This is a conversation I had with my dad;

Me: “I wish you would stop trying to shove your opinions down my throat.”
Dad: “We’re not-- We’re trying to pound them into your head.”

I was so pissed off it wasnt even funny
I bet that if I told them I was an Atheist they would try to coax me back to Christianity -.-

my dad is so annoying he always says annoying things and tells stupid lies that are obiously not turue

''no dating until your 25''
''there is a mermaid in our new pool''
''santa comes here by coming up the tolilet''

and more

Dad & Mom: _________, come down to help me with (blah)
-few minutes later-
Dad: _________! Come back again! We're eating at the mall
-at the mall-
Me: -wants to go home- YES WE'RE GOING HOME?
Mom: Yes,
-time skip-
Dad & Mom: _______, we're going to shop for clothes and pillows
Me: HNNGH

Hmm -christmas day-
Mom: Sorry, I got you nothing
Me: seriously?
-Running into room and back on the computer-
Mom: Just kidding! -she hands me soap- -of course that was a joke too-

mom where is the toothpaste again
"in my ass"

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Dad & Mom: _________, come down to help me with (blah)
-few minutes later-
Dad: _________! Come back again! We're eating at the mall
-at the mall-
Me: -wants to go home- YES WE'RE GOING HOME?
Mom: Yes,
-time skip-
Dad & Mom: _______, we're going to shop for clothes and pillows
Me: HNNGH

lucky, every day i have to sit at home while my mom goes somewhere and goes shopping

Mom: Go to school
Me: I HATE YOU SO *beep*ING MUCH!!!
Mom: School is impor-
Me: NO IT *beep*ING NOT!!!!!!

for all those school haters out there, what the hell is wrong with you.

anyway, my dad loves to make dad jokes

Mom: Dad's friends and your aunt do come to our house?
Me: No
Mom: oh
Me: silents
Mom: anyone is here into the our house
Me: No
then
Mom: I can have it your candy cane
Me: Okay when I was looking and there no
Mom: point at the table
Me: Oh
Mom: rolls her eyes and
Mom: Thanks

My mother always curious for the asking and wanted it

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Mom: Go to school
Me: I HATE YOU SO *beep*ING MUCH!!!
Mom: School is impor-
Me: NO IT *beep*ING NOT!!!!!!

Yes it is... Your mom is pretty damn right.. School’s important

No it is not, and do not argue with me

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No it is not, and do not argue with me

school is important, whether you like it or not.
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i know this happened back in july but i still can't get over it. that's how annoyed i still am.
(it's a little triggering, i guess, so i put it in a spoiler)

you have no idea how much that ticked me off. just because i like the song doesn't mean it relates to something i do.

and i also hate how my family picks on me when we go out to eat.
it's always me they pick on. like, seriously?

Once I was drawing BRVR and then my mom walked over and asked to get on the computer for a minute. She X'd out all the tabs, and when she saw the picture, she said:
"What the f/ck is this? A bloody Pokemon or something?"
And I, P/ssed off then, replied:
"It's fanart, you idiot."
Mother: "Well, I don't like it."
...And she proceeded to click that little red X button in the corner of the screen.
I went and sulked in my room because that picture took me like two hours to make. And I didn't get to save it. Or post it. My Mom's an /sshole.

Mom: Go do your homework. Come on!

The. most. annoying. thing. EVER

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Once I was drawing BRVR and then my mom walked over and asked to get on the computer for a minute. She X'd out all the tabs, and when she saw the picture, she said:
"What the f/ck is this? A bloody Pokemon or something?"
And I, P/ssed off then, replied:
"It's fanart, you idiot."
Mother: "Well, I don't like it."
...And she proceeded to click that little red X button in the corner of the screen.
I went and sulked in my room because that picture took me like two hours to make. And I didn't get to save it. Or post it. My Mom's an /sshole.

Ouch. I feel for you! Two hours.. all gone!

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Once I was drawing BRVR and then my mom walked over and asked to get on the computer for a minute. She X'd out all the tabs, and when she saw the picture, she said:
"What the f/ck is this? A bloody Pokemon or something?"
And I, P/ssed off then, replied:
"It's fanart, you idiot."
Mother: "Well, I don't like it."
...And she proceeded to click that little red X button in the corner of the screen.
I went and sulked in my room because that picture took me like two hours to make. And I didn't get to save it. Or post it. My Mom's an /sshole.

ouch. that's rough.

whenever i show i drawing i worked hard on and they just reply with "oh it's good." like, i work hard on a pic and that's all you say?

basgetti a dit :

Once I was drawing BRVR and then my mom walked over and asked to get on the computer for a minute. She X'd out all the tabs, and when she saw the picture, she said:
"What the f/ck is this? A bloody Pokemon or something?"
And I, P/ssed off then, replied:
"It's fanart, you idiot."
Mother: "Well, I don't like it."
...And she proceeded to click that little red X button in the corner of the screen.
I went and sulked in my room because that picture took me like two hours to make. And I didn't get to save it. Or post it. My Mom's an /sshole.

Hhh... Ow...
I wouldnt have sulked. I wouldve taken it all out on my mom... And even though I never cuss in front of my parents, I would’ve cussed the fuck out of my mom and then left the house to sulk at the park. For like.. all day

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basgetti a dit :VoirMasquer

Once I was drawing BRVR and then my mom walked over and asked to get on the computer for a minute. She X'd out all the tabs, and when she saw the picture, she said:
"What the f/ck is this? A bloody Pokemon or something?"
And I, P/ssed off then, replied:
"It's fanart, you idiot."
Mother: "Well, I don't like it."
...And she proceeded to click that little red X button in the corner of the screen.
I went and sulked in my room because that picture took me like two hours to make. And I didn't get to save it. Or post it. My Mom's an /sshole.

Hhh... Ow...
I wouldnt have sulked. I wouldve taken it all out on my mom... And even though I never cuss in front of my parents, I would’ve cussed the fuck out of my mom and then left the house to sulk at the park. For like.. all day

The problem is, if I do that, I get grounded.
When I get grounded, I get angry
And when i get angry, i'm not very 'stable'