Ok, so heres how it goes:
Me: Yo, did i just die?
Cause man, i see a light.
Is that my granny?
I cant hold on tight to life
AM I RIGHT AM I RIGHT?!?!? (lol i suck at these)
So post some epic raps! Itsss battling too! does not know if this belongs in forum game section

Epic Rap Battles Of Ponyviiile
Rarity
VS
Applejaaack
Begin:

Applejack: What's with you an all this higher society? Whatever, just don't act like you're a diety. I'm sprawled in the mud with my brother and sister, and all you do is make 'fancy' dresses. Don't tell me I'm a 'country girl', I already know it! Maybe you should try on dirt for once.

Rarity: 'Hey country girl, let's hit it four wheel drive. Come here and let me take you for a ride' down the river of society and cleanliness. Oh, don't look at me like that, I know you'd rather be out buckin' apples. But right now let's take you to school so you can learn a lesson. A is for Applejack who just got owned.

Applejack: Maybe you should try on your stupid puns, I think they'd suit you well, seeing your ugly dresses everyday. 'Raise this barn' of lower society and rise against those who appel us!

Who Won?
Who's next?
You decide!

I wrote this, so It turned out like shit lmao