So the premise of this is when you've had a bad day/experience, you can tell us all about it, and the person above ypu says whether you deserved it, or if your life just plain sucks. You must start all posts with "Today," and end with "FML". For example:

Mouse 1: "Today, my dog ate my homework. FML"
Mouse 2: "I agree, your life sucks.

Today..."

And so on. I'll start:

Today, I was playing Mario Superstar Baseball and tried to get a Grand Slam with Mario. The bases are loaded, and Mario gets a Perfect hit, meaning that it could easily be a homer, but the ball flew downwards, not nearly high enough to go over the fence, right into Baby Mario's hands, catching me out. FML

You deserved it. Because I don't like Mario.

Today, I felt sick. FML.

You probably didn't deserve it.

Today, I ate too much chocolate because I needed the "happy chemicals" but it backfired and I felt like throwing up. FML.

You don't deserve it. Chocolate is great until it's not.

My period started today. FML.

Good for you.

Today i tried to talk but i couldn't

There's always a next time.

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Today I woke up somewhat dizzy. FML.

Did somebody poison your tacos last night?

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I wanted to check the schedule for high school so I know which classes to go to. I therorized that I can go to a certain grading website my school uses in order for me to go check; found out the school changed the password to my school account. FML

Holy sh what a bunch of ........
Can't you reset it with an email tho?

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I've been trying to have an exam for solo cross country for 2 weeks but weather sucked and I couldn't, yesterday I thought maybe it would work but I ended up wasting 4h on an airport cuz wind was too strong, today everything was finally good but I had to cancel the flight due to stomach pain. FML