I said ''nice shit'' when I meant to say ''nice shirt'' in English class...

Mine was-


It was on Friday. So i'm in the gym at school, just giving the School Uniform orders from my class to him, and he had a class that was a grade under me.
Then this kid named Gilberto, whose always saying random trivia that is never relevant, raised his hand and said (I COULD TELL HE WAS BEING LEGIT BY HIS FACE, AND THIS MAY POSSIBLY OFFEND YOU, IDK HOW THO. JUST A WARNING)-
"Did you know that cancer is bad?"
I just stared at him like "YOU DON'T FRIGGIN' SAY?!" and all the kids were like "wtf?"
And the gym teacher ENCOURAGED him by saying, "REAL-ly?" and pretending to interested. So i was just like "OHMYGOD" and walked out.

At school, I have a friend in 0th grade and I wanted to tell her by her name, but it ended with ''mom'' not ''Maria''
i'm so so so done

"Feeding children meat is child abuse"

"Did you know that the vikings came BEFORE the native americans? I can't believe the teachers lied to us!"
-From the stupid kid i mentioned before.

Me: "I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE." *runs away*

in science class instead of organisms i said orgasms asgjdk

"I HATE SCHOOL"
stay in school kids
even if it sucks like heck

lmfao stupidity is funny

I have a new one! Story time :D

So i was walking out the gym again at school and that same stupid kid from my first post was all sad and this teacher walking by asked why. So he said "THE TEACHERS LIED TO US! THE VIKINGS CAME BEFOREEE THE NATIVE AMERICANS, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!"

I was LMFAO XD.

EDIT: I posted this already?! SHIT!