This is a weird topic. Rules are that you post a picture that makes you say WTF and the person below must react to it.
I'll start us off.


Those are not v****as, you dirty minded whore. Those are candlelights. Trust me.

they look like flower petals! also don't call people whores, thank you!

what about this?

Responsible parenting:



This, I guess:



And this:



But this is probably the most relevant I suppose:

The hands are actually not moving, it looks like they are though.



Bonus: Because David Tennant is love.