Let's play a game!

One person comments a wish
You grant it, but corrupt that wish

Example:

Person 1: I wish I had a car.
Person 2: Wish granted, but the car has no engine. I wish I could go into any video-game and cartoon I'd like!
Person 3: Wish granted, you die instantly. I wish...

and it goes on!
I wish I could fly.

I'm sorry if this thread already exist

Wish granted, but your wings get clipped during flight

I wish for a personal helicopter

Wish granted, but it can't fly!

I wish for a kitten

Wish granted! But it dies right after you get it.

Wish granted, however, now you must avoid the hunters that are always following your tracks.

I wish to be able to hibernate like a bear zzz

Wish granted but you will most likely be sleeping forever

I wish I can be a drawn character

Whish granted but you will be half erased

I wish I was a cat

wish granted but you'll hate water for the rest of your life

i wish i had telekinesis

Wish granted, you have it in you but you haven't discovered and exploited it yet.

I wish i could go Super Saiyan!

Well, wish granted, but you may not go "Super Saiyan" because you may do not know it.

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I wish I can be immue to viruses, too!
(I have an allergy for that stupid thing.)

Wish granted, but now bacteria will kill you!

I wish I had an angel.

Geoffan a dit :

Wish granted, but now bacteria will kill you!

I wish I had an angel.

Well wish granted.. you now have an angel... but its a baby and you have to take care of it until its big enough to take care of you...

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I really wish that i could become a Super Saiyan plz help me guys xD

wish granted, but nobody will know who you are

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I wish for a golden Iphone

Wish granted, but you will keep dropping it each 4 hours.

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I wish I could double-jump in real life.

Xariio a dit :

Wish granted, but you will keep dropping it each 4 hours.

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I wish I could double-jump in real life.

Wish granted, sadly though, you jump too high and break your legs!

I wish for a vacation

Wish granted but a shark eats you


I wish I was a author

Wish granted, but you need to type everything on your own and publish it all by yourself

I wish i was a megalodon

Wish granted, but you crash into something and bust your head open.

I wish i was an astronaut