Surprisingly, no one made a thread for puns as far as I see so here goes nothing : D

Make sure to put the answer in spoilers : p

What happened to the triangle at the bus stop?



Have fun : p

What do you get when a kitten and a puppy meet?
A Catdog. Your welcome for the childhood memories.

mixelslover a dit :

What do you get when a kitten and a puppy meet?
A Catdog. Your welcome for the childhood memories.

pretty sure thats not a pun


A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? he's all right now.

,, what do you do if a chicken is possesed ? you perform an eggsorcism '' - drunk link 2015

Ilingirl a dit :

,, what do you do if a chicken is possesed ? you perform an eggsorcism '' - drunk link 2015

i love you and your puns

If Papyras was here we would have a PUN time!
Papyras: DANGIT MIX!

its going to be a legen-dairy time when i start bombarding this thread with cow puns. (though i don't suggest you milk me out of ideas, that turns into udder chaos rather quicky)

my teacher is not fond of peas
I guess u could say they dont apPEASe him

*walks over with a girl*
This woman said she met me at a vegetable club, but i never met herbivore!!!

( lol got this from an Undertale comic )

So
Today I got some glasses
Without 'em, I can barely Cia!

(My name is Cia)
(Only my IRL friends would understand)