Here's where you'll learn the rules. Normally, Nastasia would do it, but she is with Bleck at the moment. Our substitute would be Mimi, ah ha ha. But, of course, she's probably out flirting with Doopliss.



I hope I didn't hear what I think I heard, Dimentio! You're not revealing anything about my romantic life, are you? Mimimimi!

Ah ha ha...Of course not, Mimi...Ciao!

Ugh! Dimentio can be a big meanie! In fact, so can Nastasia and Count Bleck! Why does everyone want to be mean to me? Mimimi!

Wait, I was supposed to show you the rules and requirements? I thought that was Nastasia's job! Oh, yeah, she's with the Count! Silly Mimi! You always forget these things! Well, here we go!

Rules
1. Respect everyone! Mimi hates meanies!
2. Don't be racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. It makes you a meanie!
3. In addition, don't joke about suicide/rape! That stuff can be really sensitive!

Requirements
1. 100 cheese
2. 100 saves
3. Account is at least a week old
4. Decent knowledge about any of the first 3 Paper Mario games

You better meet all these requirements, or else you'll be ENJOYING LABOR until you do!

Mr. L is supposed to tell you about the ranks...where is he?


The Green Thunder strikes like lightning!
The Green Thunder strikes like lightning!

Wait a second...who are you?

I'm Mr. L! You?

What are you talking about? I'm the real one!



Darn it! You got me, Slick!

Now go run along with your girlfriend Mimi!

Okay, now that they're gone, you think you're ready for the ranks?

Dimentio
Bepperluver

Mr. L
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O' Chunks
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Mario
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Princess Peach
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Bowser
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Boomerang Bro
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Koopatrol
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Koopa
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Goomba
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That's it. I'm off.

Ah ha ha...Looks like I'm supposed to show you the rules. Now, wasn't that the Count's job? Ah ha ha. I suppose I can do it.

Allies
-

Enemies
-

And, yet again, I will have to tell you more.

Hm? Ah ha ha. I suppose not. Someone's coming. Ciao!



O' Chunks is 'ere! Yeh wanted to know 'ow to join? Well, why didn't yeh say so?

'Ere are the ways to join:

1. Whisper Dimentio (Bepperluver) in-game
2. Private message Dimentio on the forums
3. 'Post on this thread 'ere
4. Whisper 'nyone that is able teh invite yeh.

Now, CHUNKS AWAY!