so I get to be the Monado? :o

The dog will run away shortly after you get it.

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What will happen if I try to sing in public?

You will not be able to say anything as you might have stage fright.

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What would happen if I made a random video game?

If it was truly random, it would be made by a computer, and you said that you'd make the video game, but you're a human being (I think), not a computer.
Maybe you could develop a program that could develop a video game randomly.
Except not even a computer program can do things completely randomly.
Creating a fully random video game would be impossible as of today's technology.
Let's say you'd develop a computer program that would develop a video game based off of "random" choices.
It would probably turn out to be the worst video game ever since a video game has to be developed by at least one human being for it to make any sense and be any good.
So in short, it would turn out to be a shitty video game.

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What would happen if I stole a carton of milk from a grocery store?

You will not be able to drin it, because you're not a cartoon guy o3o

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What wuld happen if I bake a poop?

Mytuko a dit :

You will not be able to drin it, because you're not a cartoon guy o3o

What the.. what? You're acting like you're drunk, but I certainly hope you aren't. Jeez.
Is this like an Undertale reference or something? People can't drink milk unless they're a "cartoon guy?" I am confused.

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It'd taste like shit. *ba dum tss*

What wuld you do if there were animals areound you?

There are already animals around me. I have something called "pets."
So, I guess, I wouldn't do anything different.

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What would happen if I were to run for President?

i will
thenm ake grammer mistaks to annoy u just

And then vote for you since you seem like a sensible person around here
and you shall get 68 votes

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What if I changed my profile pic?

Then it would probably be another pic of Frostheart from Warriors cx

What if I failed a test?

It will be failed... and you won't go to other class (or school)

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What if i were a lion behind you? o3o

I would pet you. We're part of the same family! :D

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If I failed the simple sum of 22 / 7?

You would drop a grade

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What if I ate a shoe?

Well, you'd get an emergency surgery cx

What if I slept in?

You'd probably sleep much more comfortably than if you were to sleep out.
People generally sleep inside, anyway.

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What if Donald Trump dies?

Our future will be saved

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What If I was 9

Nothing would change, because you're already 9 years old.

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What would happen if aliens visit Earth?

Then earth will not be longer earth... ir will be ERATH!!!!

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What if i go to your house and eat your favorite chocolade? o3o

I'd be like 'Go ahead, sharing is caring' and would probably have a chat with you

What would happen if America declared war on Britain?

Britain would be fucked for real.

What if North Korea and South Korea calmed down?