Forecast for hell posts

This forum topic is to store past forecast for hell (a forecast put at the end of the greeting message)
This is just to see how messed up we get as time goes on.

Submitted by Erasedofhope on 7-25-2017
Chili's^TM. Oh yeah. That's what I'm fucking talking about. Free fajitas for anyone that doesn't get sniped by the Friendly, World's Best Chili's Sniper^TM.
Submitted by Lalaweki on 7-26-2017
Chili's^TM has been linked to invalidness in minors and young adults, as well as pregnant women and the elderly. Investigators are trying to find answers, but I can answer it now: Chili's^TM sucks.

Submitted by Erasedofhope on 7-26-2017
I enter the building. I read the sign. "Krispy Creme Supreme".

Submitted by Lalaweki on 7-28-2017
Today is the day. It is a space boy's birthday. Or is it? Space is weird. Is it actually his birthday? From his current position in space, Earth could be at the year 1800 because it takes forever for light to reach a far away place. Technically, he hasn't even been born yet.

Submitted by Erasedofhope on 7-29-2017
He Has Manifested. Who? He. How Do You Not Know Who He Is? You Fool. Alas, You Are But A Mortal. Of Course You Do Not Know He. He.

Submitted by Erasedofhope on 7-30-2017
If you reblog this post in approximately one (1) second, you might just be visited by the Friendly Neighborhood Boye(TM). His skills include being friendly, being in the neighborhood, and just overall being a Boye.

Submitted by Lalaweki on 7-31-2017
It's that season again. School season. The student count has sky-rocketed within the last few days and will only continue to rise. Please take precautions. Signs of being affected by the school season include: stress, crying, vomitting, and an urge to just stay in bed. Stay safe, folks.

Submitted by Lalaweki on 8-1-2017
Yo know what get's me? Chilli's™ get's me, that's what. It makes me remember all of my fond childhood memories, but sadly, it makes me forget all of the good times with Fazoli's ™. Fazoli's ™, I will forget.

Submitted by Lalaweki on 8-2-2017
Chickens are beginning to run loose around the tri-state area. People are reporting noise complaints of roosters crowing at 4:00AM, but people also appreciate the free eggs that are laid throughout the city. The pros outweight the cons on this one.

#10

Submitted by the jerk on 8-2-2017
• Erasedofhope has changed the rank of Lalaweki to Warshing Machine.
• [Lalaweki] wow i love my new rank name!!! <3 ty so much erased you're my best friend :)

Submitted by yours truely on 8-2-2017
[Casperwing] There is an Amazonian frog called Phyllomedusa Bicolor or the Sapo which I have been reading about for years. It is totally different from the psychedelic toads found in North America. The Sapo's venom produces an effect much closer to morphine than LSD,

#11

Submitted by Lalaweki on 8-3-2017
"Chickens will peck, peck, peck until they've worked out who's top chicken. But you know who's really top chicken? We're top chicken." - CGP Grey

#12

Submitted by Casperwing on 8-3-2017
"Peope are like clouds, When they dissapear,its a beautiful day-but sometimes you dissapear, and everyone's having a great day"

#13

Submitted by Casperwing on 8-5-2017
"Pet Gold-fishes have been spread everywhere-throughout the world, In the river's, Sea, Pool- People are complaining for the dead corpses each year, but are proud that these gold-fishes can cure-cancer,but first, You have to end yourself,So there is really no point"

#14

Submitted by Lalaweki on 8-6-2017
Lord of the Flies. A tale of growing up or a tale of homicide? Well, in fact, it is about children becoming savages and worshipping Satan. Yes, you've heard it here first folks. Lord of the Flies supports Satanism. Remove it from your school's libraries before the children pledge allegiance to Satan!

#15

Submitted by Erasedofhope on 8-6-2017
Uber's search for a female CEO has been narrowed down to 3 men.

#16

Submitted by Casperwing on 8-8-2017
Due-to the escaping of a former prisoner-watch out for them! Make sure to mood-in all their shit-, The prisoners name Is Erasedofhope-Watch out kids!

#17

Submitted by Lalaweki on 8-10-2017
Ah yes, fall is just around the corner. Well, actually, not really. But, retale stores will have you believe that. Don't fall for it. Fall starts in late September. It's only August!
Also, it has been declared that Potatoblock is victorious in the battle!

#18

Submitted by Lalaweki on 8-12-2017
Alien abductions have increased tenfold during the past fortnight. Be cafeful and avoid cows! Side effects of abductions include: nausea, fever, and pregnancies. If you think you've been abducted, please call the abduction helpline at 1-800-aliens-are-real.

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Submitted by Lalaweki on 8-13-2017
The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of the void. The void's gravitational pull is so strong that not even light can escape.

#20

Submitted by Lalaweki on 8-16-2017
Are you tired of boiling water? Want an easier solution? Just grab a pot, put water into it, and throw it into the sun. There, problem solved.

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