My story:

Someone: YOUR A NOOB
Me: Wha-

~couple weeks later still getting called noob~

Person: GET OUT NOOB!!
Me: .-.
Me: Alright, alright time to end this.

~Searches noob~

Me: .-.

~Couple weeks l8r still cant get out of noob phrase~

Me: UGH SO HARD

~another couple weeks l8r~

Me: i give up.

~next day meets good friends~

Neonpixel: Your doin great!
Skyclan34346: Thats it, keep it comin!
Other friend: WOOHOO

~AFTER WEEKS OF HARD WORK takes a 2 month brake~

Me: Lets go onto tfm! *Derp*

~cant log on~

Me: Y I CANT LOG ON!!!??!??!

~makes new acc~

Me: Ugh.

~goes on cafe~

Me: UGHHH HALP I CANT EXCAPE AAAAAAAAA

~turns a bit mean after on cafe and pisses friend off~

Cookie222324: Ik ill go try and hack her and ruin her life! *derp*

~Finds bff in L E G A CY~

~gets hacked not by cookie but by a cafèr~

Me: FUUUUUUUUUUU-

~HAS TO ADD ALL OTHER FRIENDS ON THIS ACCOUNT~

Me: You and you and you (I still have neonpixel and skyclan)

~writes this bad topic thing~

So its stopped from here! Maybe ill make a new one of this once i live more for a part two idk! xD

So whats ur story? Dont worry u dont have to have it this detailed! xD

what.

what is this?

I tried to write my tfm life so far

literally my life

@Cidboy

Wow rly? xD

''Okay.''

what life

summing up mine:

"oh hey this game is cool"
enjoys game

"these guys have pro stats dawhh"
plays bootcamp for hours but doesn't get a single one

"oh hey look a cafe"
gets infected

"ugh my tribe split up, time to find a new one that i actually like"
finds a tribe

"oh you have a new tribe let me join it"
joins tribe

"ugh i want that 4001 hat"
still working on it

"ugh this chat"
eh

"why are people killing me all the time in dual sham"
starts killing people in dual sham (?)

"apparently having your pfp being a character from a compile heart game automatically makes people think you're a banthiswordpls"
still happening

loooong story.

Cafe

Trash

Fandom

cringe

tl;dr 

Since i've been here since 2013 on my first ever account Emilymsp, writing a story about my TFM life will take for..e...ver...

"No, Klo, don't put an anvil there."

{more of what they say and not what they do}

tinathree a dit :

what life

^

"noob"
"you are so noob"
"NOOB"
"you are very noob"
"NOOB SHAMAN"
come on, guys. i almost have divine mode..... about 600 more easy mode saves ;-;

:makes first acc (June 6th, 2015):
Me: Wow this game is cool!!

:first sham turn v:
Everyone: "GET OUT NOOB!!!"
Me: . . . Sorry ok? I'm new..
Everyone: NOBODY CAREZ

:2nd sham turn (double sham:)
Me: Peace
Pink: NOOB :canons off map and blocks my hole:

:1 month break:
Me: Can't log in ._. *creates Winter4438*

:Discovers Cafe, December 2016:
Me: *makes a stupid topic that I still regret XD*

:Present Day:
Me: Okay, goal is get 3 bootcamps by summer 2016 and divine by summer 2017. I CAN DO DIS