Advanced guide for anyone who has mastered all the skills in the regular guide.

You must forget everything except breathing and memorizing how to optimally do all 1500+ maps in the racing rotation normally and in reverse.
You must only going in the hole when you're first to mislead your stats and to fool your opponents into thinking you're better than your actual skill level, in hope of discouraging you opponents.

Please thank Betelgueze for these advanced tactics.
Feedback and suggestions are welcome, this guide is only in the beginning stages and I feel it needs a lot more advice.

Super advanced guide only for the most outstanding racers who have taken advantage of all the advice in the first two guides.

You must blame your ping every time you lose, even if it was by 2 seconds. That way people will think you're only losing because your ping is lame and it can't be helped, not because you were outplayed by a true pro who has mastered all the strategies in this guide. Works 50% of the time every time!

Another super-advanced tip is to make Youtube videos of you getting firsts. Just remember to never show the times when you lose, use really wonky color corrections and nauseating zooms in Sony Vegas and slap a generic dubstep track on top of the abomination. The less actual gameplay you show, the better it is! If your video causes epileptic seizures even in persons who do not have epilepsy, you've done a good job and your status as a pro racer is guaranteed.

Please thank Prr for these amazing tips!
Feedback and suggestions are welcome, this guide is only in the beginning stages and I feel it needs a lot more advice.