Joeballbags's Pro Racing Guide |
Joeballbags « Citoyen » 1445482680000
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After the success of my Survivor Shaman Guide I decided to do this. A complete guide for racing that covers all you need to do to be a pro. I hope it helps a lot of people! Advanced guide for anyone who has mastered all the skills in the regular guide. Super advanced guide only for the most outstanding racers who have taken advantage of all the advice in the first two guides. Dernière modification le 1445830980000 |
Clouddsss « Citoyen » 1445586240000
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Helped a lot. Thanks! |
Betelgueze « Citoyen » 1445591760000
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Additionally, there are also advanced methods such as:
Overall fantastic guide, I'll be gladly looking forward to your highly anticipated Pro Bootcamp Guide! |
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Absolutely magisterial guide, this will help alot. Thanks! |
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lol what's the point of affording a ticket to france just to reduce your ping? there are other cheaper ways to do this though but i guess you have your reasons, and i can respect that :o i like this guide, i bet it'll help other people who struggle at racing/lack a variety of skills, good job working on it |
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Also remember to blame it on ping when you lose, even if it was by 2 seconds! That way people will think you're only losing because of your ping and not because of your lack of skill. Works 50% of the time every time! Another super-advanced tip is to make Youtube videos of you getting firsts. Just remember to never show the times when you lose, use really wonky color corrections and nauseating zooms in Sony Vegas and slap a generic dubstep track on top of the abomination. The less actual gameplay you show, the better it is! If your video causes epileptic seizures even in persons who do not have epilepsy, you've done a good job and your status as a pro racer is guaranteed. Dernière modification le 1445599380000 |
Joeballbags « Citoyen » 1445663400000
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Hey guys! Please thank Betelgueze and Prr for their contributions to this guide. Feedback, suggestions and advice for the guide are appreciated. Look forward to seeing pictures to improve the guide soon! |
Opicalneon « Citoyen » 1445689620000
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dont forget when you get second place to call first a hacker! |
Shamousey « Consul » 1445692140000
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I think it's worth mentioning that the servers are hosted in Paris, so you'd get a lower ping if you were there, not in Lille. |
Cristinescu « Consul » 1445696880000
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Nice guide! |
Joeballbags « Citoyen » 1445710320000
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Betelgueze a dit : TY! That's a great idea. Shamousey a dit : Thanks for the information! I guess you got rid of the link in the super advanced guide? :P |
Joeballbags « Citoyen » 1445831160000
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Anyone willing to get some screenshots of racing? I'm looking for some pictures to add to the guide. |
Greensteell « Citoyen » 1445878800000
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ThisGuideiskindalikehowtobeajerkinracing.... |
Retrouvaille « Citoyen » 1445889060000
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Protip. If you're not allowed to speak in a server and somebody keeps beating you. Just remember to praise him with #lixowhisper, trades on every map and off course report him. The spotlight you give him is the best appreciation. He he's really that good. Don't forget to add after the whispers a "pro add" spam |
Yalltakenone « Citoyen » 1445943060000
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oman this is actually really funny. tips though, to be a pro racer u needa set ur dp as a screenshot of u winning another pro (or popular) racer e.g. aeon. if u didn't win them, u can also choose to set ur dp as a man with tattoos smoking that would work too. |