FAGUUETTE
I'm currently doing my A-levels and I'll probably kill myself soon.
Message me on the forums if you need me as i won't be on transformice much anymore. I'll gladly give you my snapchat name and shit like that. Unless you're some cunt I don't like in which case fuck off.
I will log on some weekends for a few mins to check no one has died. Might stay for a film if i feel i can tolerate a shit film :). (Taco I'm aiming that at YOU for suggesting the Emoji Movie TWICE!!)
I really enjoyed playing tfm the past THREE years (I've played this game for longer than how long Lz has been born!) and even though I'm still very shit skill wise, i met some really, really funny and entertaining people who i will not forget in the near years. I say this bc I used to play this shit panda game called Panfu when i was like 8 and i STILL think about the people i played with. (I'm 16 now btw kids). ALSO why am i still so shite at this game? I don't understand??? i have played for THREE YEARS. I think it's bc i am not very competitive so i don't try a n y w a y s.

Kerm- KERM. I know I'm an annoying asshat and get on your nerves ALL the time with how passive aggressive I am ;) but you're a great great mate and i hope Hitler chooses not to gas you when he actually gets to know you. Maybe try watching ratatouille like 60 times with him on rabb.it like you did with me. I'm fairly certain we can recite the whole script now. my wannabe GERMan pal i hope lyf treats you well and I'm sorry i was a dicc to you sometimes x x

Aparri- hahahahahaha you called yourself aparrihahahahahha we always argued hahahahahhahha but now we're coolhahahahahhaha tbt to when you sat with your cam on on rabb.it hahahahhahaha you big meme lmaoooooo u fukin pro .

Bakern- MY KPOP FRIEND OMG. You have honestly made my day SO many times with the vids you play when it's just us in the tribe house hahaha. I don't speak to anyone about kpop other than you so thanks for being there for me to fangirl with hahaha. You've honestly made me fall in love with BTS bc when we first started talking about kpop i only really liked/knew of EXO but nowwww mmmm Taehyung mmmm lmaoo. I'm glad we still send cheeky k-pop gifs back and forth on fb bc it honestly keeps me going hahaha

Faco (fucking cunt)- WE HAVE SO MANY MEMORIES WTF???? We were MARRIED at one point. From fighting over celery and cucumbers to bullying children in vanilla rooms for our own entertainment. You are SO funny swear to GOD. I always have the celery anthem stuck in my head, don't you ever forget it hoe. I am incredibly glad we still talk nearly everyday on facebook and now i can send you pictures and shit things easier than ever rather than having to upload them to some shit website, i hopp we can stay in contact thru there :) <3

Lz- YOU'RE ONLY LIKE 12 BUT YOU'RE SO TALENTED? YOUR ART IS HONESTLY AMAZING. You are so mature for your age and your sense of humour is so well seasoned i can't imagine what it's going to be like when you're my age?? Tbt to the swastika tribe house. i spent hours in that thing getting enjoyment of kids entering and then freaking out that they might get arrested for being a nazi. the meme sending has been great i really enjoy it you have a top top sense of humour and I'm honestly concerned, are you sure you're 12???

Piro- PRIOOO PIROOUOOUOO. One of the only people I'd trust to look after something properly if it came to it. You are very s e n s i b l e and we share a lot of the same opinions on people lmao. It's mainly bc you're over the age of 12 I guess. I hope you don't get pillaged by 12 year olds while im gone. Also I'd like to give you all the luck in the world with your GCSEs I'm SO sorry that they're so hard now, i escaped and only had to do maths and english hard ver. but everything else was piss easy, idk how i'd cope if all of my gcse's were the new versions. You seem very smart and I'm sure you'll excel anyway, not that GCSEs count for shit in the future anywAy.

Vern- vernnnnnn mateyyeyyyy you sarcastic twat hahaha. Gotta go fast in racing on the game and on track team irl. I will haunt you if you ever lose anything ok :) we have a nice SNAPSTREAK going i hope you enjoy my random pictures and i hope they don't annoy you ;)

Sky (stronk)- stronk mon petite cherie strrrrrrronk you are so sweet n kind but so funny too, we became friends so kwik once we started talking and I'm so sad that i am leaving zee game so soon after us becoming friends :( i am grateful you joined that rabb.it room randomly one day bc if you hadn't, we'd have never met! You are another skillful art bean who makes me well jel bc i can't draw for SHIT. the ratatat you drew for sket is so cute it hurts my heart. ily and I'm glad we still have a form of communication x x

CAT- wtf fuck how could i FORGETTI CAT@??? another big big meme who shouts a lot and is tres tres rigolooooo. we spent a lot of time on rabb.it and the people i spent time with on rabb.it r the best as we watched some low quality films and tbh we didnt even watch the films we all just argued in the side chat and cried bc strangers entered the room sometimes hahahaha. we haave each other on instagram now soim not too worried that we'll lose contact as i'm on instagram AALLLLL THE TIMEEEE ;) <3

SKet OH MY GOD MY FRENCH PAL SKET- ur an actual cunt, what twat can't reply to e-mails in 2017????? or you could ust TEXT me, but ofc u can't bc you're actually some russian spy plotting ways to kill me with your russian spy team bc of the time I downloaded Sims3 and all the expansion packs online illegally. I mean i totally didn't really, sorry Theresa May if ur reading this, how about you focus on brexit negotiations instead you lizard looking twat x x mon pal du francais, i have to be most grateful for you because if it wasn't for you, i wouldn't have met anyone else. I played this game in the summer of 2014 then never bothered with it because i found it boring. A few weeks after i started playing it again i got invited to the tribe by some huge nob called endocixx or something theyre a hyuge dic so who cares lol x x ur tribe is the reason i was obsessed with this game u cunt. Even though we weren't very good friends until a few months ago, we were always friends and would joke around but in recent months we became c l o s e and very g o o d friends!! BUT!! you WHORE!!!! wont speak to me on anything other than this shit game so i guess we'll never speak again from now on :( please look after my rat kids well, it honestly makes me a bit emotional thinking abt how you named two rats after me hahahahaha, i love baldy and lottie and may their spirits live strong. i have had some fun fun times bullying kids with you and remember laughing for ages and ages at videos we played each other. i can't believe we won't speak again and it honestly upsets me, i hope you do so well in life bc i truly think you deserve it, do well in your vet studies I'm sure you'll do amazing!! Love you, twatface :(


-Swagfacee