"I wanna be a mongoose!" - Gir

BLACK DRESS WITH THE TIGHTS UNDERNEATH
I GOT THE BREATH OF THE LAST CIGARETTE ON MY TEETH
AND SHES AN ACTRESS (ACTRESS)
BUT SHE AINT GOT NO NEED

SHES GOT MONEY FROM HER PARENTS IN A TRUST FUND BACK EAST
T-T-T-TONGUES ALWAYS PRESSED TO YOUR CHEEKS
WHILE MY TONGUE IS ON THE INSIDE OF SOME OTHER GIRLS TEETH
T-TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND IF HE SAYS HES GOT BEEF
THAT IM A VEGETARIAN AND I AND FUCKING SCARED OF HIM

SHE WANTS TO TOUCH ME (WOAH)
SHE WANTS TO LOVE ME (WOAH)
SHE'LL NEVER LEAVE ME (WOAH, WOAH, OH, OH)

DONT TRUST A HOE
NEVER TRUST A HO
CAUSE A HO WONT TRUST ME

SHE WANTS TO TOUCH ME (WOAH)
SHE WANTS TO LOVE ME (WOAH)
SHE'LL NEVER LEAVE ME (WOAH, WOAH, OH, OH)

DONT TRUST A HOE
NEVER TRUST A HO
CAUSE A HO WONT TRUST ME

X'S ON THE BACK OF YOUR HANDS
WASH THEM IN THE BATHROOM TO DRINK LIKE THE BANDS
AND SET LET (SET LIST)
YOU STOLE OFF THE STAGE

HAD RED AND PURPLE LIPSTICK ALL OVER THE PAGE
BUH-BUH-BUH-BRUISES COVER YOU ARMS
SHAKING IN THE FINGERS WITH THE BOTTLE IN YOUR PALM
AND THE BEST IS (BEST IS)
NO ONE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE
JUST ANOTHER GIRL ALONE AT THE BAR

SHE WANTS TO TOUCH ME (WOAH)
SHE WANTS TO LOVE ME (WOAH)
SHE'LL NEVER LEAVE ME (WOAH, WOAH, OH, OH)

DONT TRUST A HOE
NEVER TRUST A HO
CAUSE A HO WONT TRUST ME

SHE WANTS TO TOUCH ME (WOAH)
SHE WANTS TO LOVE ME (WOAH)
SHE'LL NEVER LEAVE ME (WOAH, WOAH, OH, OH)

DONT TRUST A HOE
NEVER TRUST A HO
CAUSE A HO WONT TRUST ME

SHUSH GIRL SHUT YOUR LIPS
DO THE HELLEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIPS
I SAID SHUSH GIRL SHUT YOUR LIPS
DO THE HELLEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIPS
I SAID SHUSH GIRL SHUT YOUR LIPS
DO THE HELLEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIPS

WOAH,WOAH,WOAH

SHE WANTS TO TOUCH ME (WOAH)
SHE WANTS TO LOVE ME (WOAH)
SHE'LL NEVER LEAVE ME (WOAH, WOAH, OH, OH)

DONT TRUST A HO
NEVER TRUST A HO
CAUSE A HOE WONT TRUST ME

SHE WANTS TO TOUCH ME (WOAH)
SHE WANTS TO LOVE ME (WOAH)
SHE'LL NEVER LEAVE ME (WOAH, WOAH, OH, OH)

DONT TRUST A HO
NEVER TRUST A HO
CAUSE A HOE WONT TRUST ME


I will be taking my Golden Globe award now, thanks.
I'm a professional troll, deal with it!