If the South woulda won, we woulda had it made

Hank Williams Jr probably run for President of the Southern States

The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday if the South woulda won, we woulda had it made

I'd make my Supreme Court down in Texas And we wouldnt have no killers getting off free

If they were proven guilty, then they would swing quickly instead of writing books and smiling on Tv

We'd all learn Cajun cooking in Louisiana and I'd put that capital back in Alabama

We'd put Florida on the right track 'Cause we'd take Miami back And throw all them pushers in the slammer

if the south woulda won, we woulda had it made

The day young Skynyrd and Pantera died We'd show our southern pride

If the south woulda won, we woulda had it made

I'd have all the whiskey made in Tennessee and all the horses raised in those Kentucky hills

The national treasury would be in Tupelo, Mississippi and I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills

I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas and I'd ban all the ones made in China

I'd have every girl child sent to Georgia to learn to smile and talk with that southern accent

That drives men wild

I'd have all the fiddles made in Virginia cause they sure can make 'em sound so fine

I'm going up on Wolverton Mountain and see ole Clifton Clowers

And have a sip of his good ole Arkansas wine

if the South woulda won we'd a had it made
Hank Williams Jr probably run for President of the Southern States
When Patsy Cline and Johnny Cash passed away
That would be our national holiday if the South woulda won, we'd a had it made