Hehe I just love life as it is and let it flow the way it does! It's a massive thing and I can't control it, but I can certainly enjoy it... life is here for us to all enjoy and I think that's incredibly special!!! I should also say that I love my girlfriend a hell of a lot!!! But if you think about it... she's more perfect than me in every way, She's perfect and kind and I always abuse her kindness and emotions... so I'm just an evil boyfriend... but she's the wonderful angel here!! And yea... Um... well before I get onto this I'll just say that it's not what a person says that defines them... it's how they say it ;)

HEY EVERYONE WHO IS READING THIS!! PLEASE BE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY SISTER CHANNEL - HELLIGEDYKKE! http://atelier801.com/profile?pr=Helligedykke

WHO WANTS TO HEAR ONE OF MY BEST LIFE STORIES EVER?!?! *^*

Well here you go... So there was a huge bunch of aliens that came from all sorts of different countries such as a fat man with short blond hair who came from Spain all basically trying to kill humans and they were literally better in every way and no human weapon was harming any of them

At the begining of my life I was an of the aliens and I had to have a massive brawl with three other aliens and then I was against wave after wave of enemies..

And then in the other half of my life is WHEN WEIRD STUFF HAPPENED I was a human all of a sudden and I started in the middle of all the humans and aliens in the mass murder spree like a battle I'm lord of the rings but where no alien was ever killed and somehow I magically survived everything and I ran away ahead of all of the aliens.

Then the Spanish guy parachuted in front of me in a HUGE Spanish flagged parachute LIKE A COMPLETE D@$% and tried to snipe me, he literately missed every shot somehow... Then I ran past him and went round a corner and he said something that I can't remember and he started sniping me again and after missing some shots he just went back to where he landed to kill more people... It's important to note that this guy was an alien inside a human body, idk wtf was going on there.

[size=7]true story

OHHHHHHH!!! I have THREE video's that I want you all to see!!!!!!!!!

The first one is my favourite video of all time... It's just hilarious and I think EVERYONE needs to see it!!! x'D


OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY GUYS GUYS GUYS!!! I have a confession... I can't tell you my favourite song... Because IT'S A SEEEEEEEECRET!!! [size=9]Guess the lyrics.


Okay I'm sorry guys!! Here is my genuinely favourite song... if you're still on my profile at this point then you deserve to learn at least something sane about me... so here you go!! Oh and this is a cover btw... but I still love it just as much as the original!!!!

OMG WOULD YOU ALL LIKE TO SEE ANOTHER LIFE STORY?!?! *^*

Itsreika gets turned on by her feet!!! And so does my wife... A LOT <---- so be sure to remind them! They love it really :D