How does a vampire girl flirt? She bats with her eyes

Why did the cyclops stop teaching? He had only one pupil

What does a skeleton say before dinner? Bone appetit

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To go to the body shop

What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking? A pumpkin patch

What's a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor? Veinilla

What do you get when you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi

Why are black cats such good singers? Because they're so very mewsical

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have any guts

What do you call a serious rock? A grave stone

Why do mummies have such trouble keeping friends? They're too wrapped up in themselves

Who does Von Drekkenmaus get his letters from? His fang club

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck

What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A necktarine

When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat? When you're a mouse

What airline do skeletons fly on? American Scareways

What's a witches favorite subject? Spelling

What's a ghost's favorite dessert? Ice-scream

What's a vampire's favorite feast? Fangsgiving day dinner

Where do ghosts get their food? The ghost-ery store

Why are ghosts so bad at lying? You can see right through them

Where do ghosts go for a swim? The dead sea

What's the problem with twin witches? You never know which witch is which

What did the mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? Don't spook until you're spoken to

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He had no body to go with

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist

What do ghosts use to wash their hair? ShamBOO

When does a skeleton laugh? When something tickles his funny bone

What do you call witches who live together? Broom-mates

What do ghosts eat for supper? Spooketi

What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newlywebbed

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? It raises their spirits

Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? Because their bats flew away

Why did the vampire flunk art class? He could only draw blood

What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck

What instruments do skeletons use? TromBONE

How does a ghost say goodbye to a vampire? So long, sucker

What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end

Where do vampires live? In the Vampire State Building

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich

What do mothers dress up as on Halloween? Mummies

What do you get when you cross a duck and a vampire? Count Quackula

"Mommy, everyone says a look like a werewolf." 'Please be quiet and comb your face."

What did one ghost say to the other ghost? "Do you believe in humans?"