Alright there's something truly
magnificent about being sad and that is that
everyone can be sad, some people are sad sometimes
other people are sad all the time and this is just a song
about being sad, WHOOPDIE DOO! LET'S GET TO IT! HAHA!

I've got a problem, I'm always so sad
The littlest things get me pissed off or mad
My life's pretty good, no I don't have it bad
So it's hard to explain all these feelings I have

I'm just a baby I think that explains it
I burnt up my toast got so sad that I fainted
I played a great song on repeat, now I hate it
And nobody likes this picture I painted

My only messages come from my mommy
I spend my life feeling like nobody wants me
You're kinda cute but your friend is a hottie
His shiny white teeth and his muscular body

I wear a cool outfit and try to look edgy
My underwear rides up and gives me a wedgie
My pants are too tight, now I wish they were stretchy
Why do these small things always upset me?

Little things make me wanna cry sometimes
But that's just life
It'll be alright

If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
If you're really sad
Let me hear you sing this song
If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
If you're really sad
Let me hear you sing along

What's a party? I've never been
Well I went to one once, but I couldn't get in
I bought a lottery ticket, but I didn't win
So I bought two more and I lost again

My phone's plugged in but it isn't chargin'
I wake up in the morning lookin' like a Martian
I'm crying on the daily, you could call me Carson
Could you please shut the door if you're gonna barge in

My shoes are too small and can't fit my foot in
Went back to the mall and I stepped in some puddin'
I tried to return them, they said that I couldn't
Here are some things that upset me that shouldn't

My coffee's too bitter, got stains on my shirt
I popped my balloon, and my dog is a jerk
I stepped in some gum then stepped in some poop
I feel like a hamster, I'm stuck in a loop

Little things make me wanna cry sometimes
But that's just life
It'll be alright

If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
If you're really sad
Let me hear you sing this song
If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
If you're really sad
Let me hear you sing along

If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
If you're really sad
Let me hear you sing this song
If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
If you're really sad
Let me hear you sing along

Thank you for listening, glad you could all hear this
But the song is over now, cause I'm all out of...
[piano] Alright this had to end in a bad note didn't it?!