Im going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time...
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation!
Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind!
Ample parking day or night, people spouting, "Howdy Neighbour!"
Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if i can't unwind!
I l**e g**ls with d**p va****s, I l**e g**ls with f** ti***s!
So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine...