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Avocadomars 
 |  Avocadomars #0000
Date d'inscription : 10/07/2015 Communauté :  Internationale Messages : 0 Prestige : 0 Niveau : 1  Hors ligne Genre :  Féminin Localisation : Mars, duh... Tribu : |
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MembresAye, my name is AvocadoMars. I'm like the main bitch of the Avocado Gang so, obviously, don't mess with me.
A little bit about myself:
Gender: boobs
Age: none of yo business
Sexuality: Alien (bcuz mars lolol)
Ethnicity: ^
Height: dang so personal
Weight: 639E21 kg
Eye Color: a nice shade of avocado
Hair Color: As dark as my soul <3
Short Description of Yourself: bye
Okay, so as you know, a gang consists of multiple members. Here are they:
AvocadoMoon (Sailor Moon): Ayyyyeeee, she my main bitch! Dis girl is like the leader of this gang. But she can sometimes be a slut with that crazy tuxedo guy, and when she steals the spotlight away from me I can get a lil pissed. But she a good ho, dont worry.
AvocadoVenus (Sailor Venus): K this bitch can get a lil annoying, let me tell you. She gets all bossy around me and thinks telling me what to do will fix things. This ho needs to shut up a bit and let me take charge sometimes.
CadoMercury (Sailor Mercury): This know-it-all bitch. No thanks.
CadoJupiter (Sailor Jupiter): This bitch is always horny af, always talkin' about her senpai n shit. I bet her senpai is scared to death, no wonder he never shows up. See, she even looks crazy af in the pic here. Crazy.
CadoNeptune (Sailor Neptune): I swear I see this bitch lesbian with that other bitch
CadoUranus (Sailor Uranus): Holy shit, they actually are lesbian
AvocadoChibi (Sailor Chibi Moon): OH MY GOD KILL IT
AvocadoPluto (Sailor Pluto): lol what even race is she
CadoSaturn (Sailor Saturn): Perky lil bitch. No thanks.
K so that's squad, also don't mess with us
K so a lot of you bitches have been asking stupid questions, so to stop this question epidemic I'm going to offer this tab for you especially annoying people.
Q: Can I join the AvocadoGang?
A: lol.
Q: Will you ever reveal your true identity?
A: What is there to reveal? I am the fourth planet from the sun, with the radius of 3,390 km and mass of 639E21 kg :)
Q: So.... what're the requirements for joining the tribe?
A: You must be level 666, have exactly 1 billion and a half cheese, have over 86,000,003 saves, have an all avocado diet (with absolutely no exception of cherries), and *somehow* be able to get along with me
Q: Why are you so mean? D:
A:
Q: What's so amazing about avocados anyway?
A:
Vitamin K: 26% of the RDA.
Folate: 20% of the RDA.
Vitamin C: 17% of the RDA.
Potassium: 14% of the RDA.
Vitamin B5: 14% of the RDA.
Vitamin B6: 13% of the RDA.
Vitamin E: 10% of the RDA.
Then it contains small amounts of Magnesium, Manganese, Copper, Iron, Zinc, Phosphorous, Vitamin A, B1 (Thiamine), B2 (Riboflavin) and B3 (Niacin).
Q: You single? ;)
A:
Q: Umm.. so what's the deal with cherries?
A: Let me put this in simple terms:
Q: Those requirements are stupid! I'm reporting you!
A: Oh, haha, sorry we don't have a complaint tab :)
Q: What would happen if I messed with you?
A: bye bye!
^lol she a funny bitch(w/ CadoNeptune)
^I only cry manly tears(w/ AvocadoVenus, CadoJupiter, CadoMercury)
^Me doing a L'oreal commercial
^sass attack
^Me when I shave
^SQUAD(w/ squad)
More to come later :)