✦ highly classified information ✦

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current stats

sleep schedule :: fictional
attention span :: situational
screen time :: concerning
bank account :: recovering
outfit changes :: excessive
mouse activity :: ongoing

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known behaviours

• logs into Transformice "for five minutes"
• gets emotionally attached to inanimate objects
• names bags, bottles and basically everything
• accidentally collects entire hobbies
• says "probably afk" while actively playing
• treats pixels like museum exhibits

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natural habitat


somewhere between
a veterinary lecture,
an old website,
and a dress-up game.


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last seen:

making another questionable financial decision.