"Please put this on your profile if you have known, dated, worked with, are related to, married to, divorced from or have had kids with someone who suffers from being a freakin' idiot.
Being a freakin' idiot is a recognized condition and must be taken seriously.
It's possible you may be sitting next to a freakin' idiot right now.
There is no known cure for being a freakin' idiot and sympathy for the afflicted is utterly futile.
A hefty slap or a large mallet to the back of the head may help... but not a lot.
BUT WE CAN RAISE AWARENESS!
65% of people will not re-post this because they have no idea how to copy and paste..."

-Humor that bites