Hi, I'm Shortytail.

You probably hate me, but that is fine.

I like grapes, fennec foxes and riddles.

I'm 9 years old, which will make you be like "WOAH WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???"

I like to start every sentence here with I.

I know you are older than me, I know you have lived longer than me, I know you are more liked than me and I know that you most likely hate me.

But.. I'm not depressed, I'm not emo. I'm just sad most of the time, that's all.

I really wish I could change myself sometimes.

That's all you need to know about m-

And I have a hamster called Dandelion, however their nickname is Fluffy.

And I don't know what gender they are, it's too hairy so I can't see it's.. private parts.

Right. That's all you need to know about me I guess. Bye.

*You're kicked out of Shortytail's.. uhm.. dark hole.*

Well then.