Hey look buddy. I'm an engineer.
That means I solve problems
Not problems like. What is beauty
because that would fall within the perview of your
conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
for instance
how am I gonna stop some big mean mother hover
from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer
use a gun
And if that don't work
use more gun
Like this heavy caliber tripod little 'ol number designed by me buit by me
And you best hope not pointed at you