so for some reason you're here now...


have a cat...


Lets make some hor-ren-dous

No need to be blue over these purrfect puns

that would be a cat-astrophe

I can ass-sure they aren't that bad





What's you're favorite Mew-sic genre..















are you dead inside yet
no?

I have a meow-tain of puns left don't worry
they're pawsome

I know these are Quacking you up :)


I know you love them a latté just like you're coffee













I know you hate corny puns, for foxs sake

but it won't stop my furriend

I'm not even kitten you right now





you sitting through these puns are a most unusual occur-ren-ce



these puns just keep doing down hill

you might want some now insu-ren-ce after these puns

whale, whale, whale. you haven't gone away yet



















this is so pun-ful for you isn't it
well i'm to lazy to put down more puns right now so...


fang-k-s for the memories