Someone made a typo?
Made a ridiculous joke?
A sequence of coincidences resulted in the most ridiculous line you've ever seen in a game?

Bring them here!

This is a thread for all the funny quotes that couldn't be classified to the Funny Tribe Moments thread.
I should ask you to use spoilers for the longer quotes/dialogues, so the readers don't have to scale walls of words every time they enter.
As usual, do try to stick to the forum rules, and Winjid, I'm sure, will specify what else needed to be specified and I probably forgot :3

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Let's start it off with my derp of the day, at #prophunt1:

Not something special, but I like it :3