So..heres how chu play!

Mouse:Bob is in water! Save him!
Moose:I grab him with my face! Bob is falling! Save him!
Noob:I FLY TO GRAB HIM. BOB IS IN SPACE. HALP HIM.

So ill start! :D

Bob is being attacked by tigers! Save him!

I slay the tigers and save him BOB IS BEING ATTACKED BY ANGRY HUMANS! SAVE HIM!!

I slap dem people and grab him!

Bob is in a shark's mouth. SAVE HIS BUTT.

i derp alone and save himBOB IS BEING ATTACKED BY DISCORD SAVE HIMMM!

I eat [the] discord. BOB IS BEING EATEN BAH MAH COOKIE NINJAS

No Bob can die

*ignore*

OH NO! YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, BOB!

Bob the kittypet is being attacked by Scourge the cat and his fiends! Go save his tail!

I shoot Scourge and his (friends?) fiends!

BOB IS IN THE OVEN! HELP HIM!

I pull him out.

Bob is being mualed by bears halp him!

*Shoots beards*
BOB IS BEING CHASED BAH A DRAGON. SAVE HIM. D:

I slay thou dragon!

Thou Sir Bob Be having a hearth attack. Save Sir Bob!

I drive thy Bob to thy hospital!

Bob is being eaten by a dragon! Save Bob!

*Kicks dragon* FUK NO. YOU'RE NOT EATING MAH BOB!!!!

BOB IS BEING ATTACKED BAH BULLIES. SAVE HIM.

*watches Bob while eating popcorn*
*i soon dive in and beat the bullies to death with my dagger and spikey hammer* :D

BOB HAZ MAH LUCKEH SPIKEY HAMMER AND HE'S ABOUT TO RUN OFF A CLIFF >:U SAVE MAH HAMMER- I mean... save Bob. o-o *whispers* Save my hammer.,

*Grabs bob and lets the hammer fall*
Whoops

BOB IS BEING HIT WITH A BUNCH OF POKEBALLS, SAVE HIM.

AYE MAH LUCKY HAMMER >:(
I'll deal wit chu later >:l

*I let Bob be hit* *Finally I decide to save him* YAHH GET OUT GET DA H*LL OUT (I dunno if we can say it ;-;)

*The pokemon run away in fear* *I pick up Bob by his shirt collar* *I walk over to the cliff ledge and drop him down* CYA ON THE OTHER WAY DOWN. *jumps down but then uses mah black wings* >:)

*yoink* I win. Oops I dropped Bob... Help him?

You dropped him 3 inches onto the floor. He's perfectly fine. *bob dies* Mayybe I spoke too soon?

Bob's being attacked by mutant ender deadlox! (enderlox) SAVE HIM :O

i summon giant tsunami then i escape with bob on a time machine and enderlox dies but me and bob gets hit by the tsuanmi and everything floods

Bob and me are being chewed by a swarm of endless piranha's X_x HELP HIM BUT ME!!!!!!!!!

.....................that's not piranhas. those are normal fishes, you're just covered in worms. Come back up here, that's not blood that's ketchup, i spilled it on you sorry.

ME AND BOB IS FALLING INTO HELL HELP!