Hey so let's start a rap battle :)
Anyone can join in whenever they want.
I'll let you start.

Holy shit I cain't rap

Dat's a fac'

I'm gonna get some celery

Be right bac'

I say, rollin' around,
sittin' on dubs
can not lie, was high on shrubs
because I sell drugs at school
I only do it
because it's cool.

My girlfriend broke up with me
Heart broken, that's okay
I'm still paying her tuition
Gonna get her the right way.

Buying drugs in the school
got me so high like a seagull.
Shouting : MY PRECIOUS!
like Smeagoll.
Your rap was very good son,
wait for it...
My rap is now done.

R u my father?
I'm just like Luke Skywalker,
and you're nothing but a dirty shit talker.
You know your son is a hybrid, right?
I'm half man half amazing,
why you left me daddy?
Is it cause your RICHARD is size of a raisin?
:)

That was sick lol

Hey, what's this thread doin' in Off-topic,
could've gone on forum games, man,
I really can't rap,
why am I even trying, dude,
most of you are better than me,
come on, I really need to learn,
should go to school today,
though school sucks,
why don't you go and rap,
you ain't a boss,
go get some sauce.

lol i suck
not trying to offend anyone

Btw I didnt mean to insult you or anything

Asianbear a dit :

Btw I didnt mean to insult you or anything

No that was damn good

We're just free rapping right

i vote myself as worst rapper XD

Yep, no hard feelings.

Ianubisgurl a dit :

i vote myself as worst rapper XD

i'm really bad

Asianbear a dit :

Well did you try? :D

No, but I can't do a good rap even if i tried.

Erikadeedee a dit :

i'm really bad

so am i

You think you can rhyme, man?
Your flow was amateur
I'm a d*ck! I can smoke you with iambic pentameter!
Mess with me, homeboy, don't wanna risk it
I'll burn you like Sabusha's biskets.

Erikadeedee a dit :

i'm really bad

Well did you try? :D

Bumblet a dit :

You think you can rhyme, man?
Your flow was amateur
I'm a d*ck! I can smoke you with iambic pentameter!
Mess with me, homeboy, don't wanna risk it
I'll burn you like Sabusha's biskets.

Dude,
I ain't losing rap battles to no one.
You're a dick?
Then you better learn to BLOW ONE.
My rhymes will burn you to ASHES,
Grand Canyon isn't as wide as your ASS IS.
We gotta take you back 2 school,
gotta buy you supplies.
You see the white light?
Nah that's just the c*m in your eyes.

Your flow is faded, dated, deflated, and constipated
If I had to rate it? Hate it!
Translated? You ate it!
Hey, cheeseball, you've been grated,
Chewed up, swallowed, and defecated
Ha! To restate it, on the DVD, this d*ck won't be pixilated