Example:

1: Hey dad i got you another beer!
2: *drunk* aawwwwww thanks son get a beer for yourself too.
Hey mum i got you some ice cream!


etc.


Hey daughter, i got you a pet!

Is it a hamster :D!I'm a boy XD

Hey tiger,I got you some meat!

sorry, i am a vegan tiger.

hey mom, i got you a husband!

Kid, im already taken.


Hey Kitty, i got you some milk!

For the last time, I'M PUPPYCAT! And this puppy/cat don't like milk!

Hey Mr. Narwhal, I got you an apple.

I don't like apples I EAT %$&Y&^U^ CATS >:D!

Hey Mr.Potatohead I got you some muscles(Food)

I'm a wolf. Because you called me a potato (i hate potatos) I will not accept that poisiness food.

Hey, Friend! I got you 1,000 cheese on transformice!

I prefer to EARN my cheese. (Not)

Hey, little birdy! I got you a worm//

I'm sorry but i'm a mice. I'll keep the worm though :)

Hey, person down from me! I got you NOTHING! MWAHAHA

Whatever I dont need anything anyways.

Hey,person below me I got you 1 fraise!

thanks, but you can keep it (PLEASE GIVE IT BAK ;-;)

hey, PBM I got you 5 pizzas!

Thank y- NO CHEESE?! PUT CHEESE ON THA PIZZA NAO! *throws pizza in your face*


Hey Elsa, i got you Anna!

well idc

hey pokemon,i got u pokeballs!IMMA HUNT U DOWN MEW

Hey Scotty, I got you JESUS, MAN!

Knightofpiza a dit :

Hey Scotty, I got you JESUS, MAN!

please reply to the person above you.

Flyingpiggi a dit :

well idc

hey pokemon,i got u pokeballs!IMMA HUNT U DOWN MEW

Pikaaaa CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *uses thunderbolt*

Hey kitty, i got you a mouse toy!

NO FOR THE LAST TIME I AM A LION NOT A KITTY

Hey dad, I got you a car!

it better be a volkswagen. *sees the car* ITS A HYUNDAI?! I HATE HYUNDAIS!


Hey mousie, i got you a did you know: mice dont like cheese!

Yes they do >:U

Hey puppy, i got u a bone :3

I'm not a puppy ;-; but ok *takes bone*


Hey cool person i got you a smoothie!!!

*slurrrrp* mmm thats good *gives a tip*

Hey mouse! i got you brie!