you have to fill in the blanks

Example:
mouse: Derp! I ate your pie!
mouse2: NOOOO! My pie!

i'll start off and enjoy

derp! i ate your face!

noooo! my face ;-;

derp, I ate your chocolate!

Nooooooooooooooooo :CCCC my damn chocolate ;___;

Derp, I ate your mom! >:DD

awwww ;-;

I just ate your sloth >:D

It was ugly anyway.


Derp!I ate your cake.

oh well, it was a lie.

I ate you kittyz >:D

i dont have kittyzz E:<

Derpy! i ate your... TV O.o?

I watch CDs from my computer anyway(im such a computer nerd ;;)


Derp!I ate your hair.

What? i have Hair? O.o

I ate your Friendlist xDD

PS: Creeperteeth pls add me ingame :o xDD

I can't add you , you ate my friendlist ;;

Derp!I ate your cookie.

:O noo .. that was my best friend.. you MURDER *call the police*

I ate your pc/laptop/whatever..

NOOOOO I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT

derp, i ate you!

MY BODYYY

Derp, I ate your house!

But..but now i can't live anywhere ;;

Derp!I ate your food.

NUUUUU MAH WAFFLES!

DUUUUUUUURP! I ate your Yacht.

I DONT HAVE A YACHT I DONT EVEN KNOW WAT DAT EEZ

DERP I ATE YOUR PET

NOT TAWNYPELT ;-;

HEY RUBY I ATE YOU

Not if I eat you first RAWRNOMNOMNOMNOM!!

Derp! I ate your couch cushions!

oh well, we have recliners.

DERP I ATE YO PIZZA

GAH! IT WAS PEPPERONI! I'LL KILL YA!

Derp! I ate your cell phone!