Hi, I'm Darksqueek, and I wanted to present to you, Cleverbot!

Cleverbot.com is a chatting bot that recopiles information from people who talk to it, and it comes up with an answer that (sometimes) makes sense.

I made this for you to post your conversations, it's funnier if you use the voice plugin that comes with Google Chrome, if you do put what you meant to say in between parenthesis. And also put commentaries between parenthesis. Here's an example:

User:(Hello Cleverbot) Hello headed back.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What are you doing.
Cleverbot: Watching you.
User: Can you watch me.
Cleverbot: Yes. Can you?
User: Were are you watching me from.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What.
Cleverbot: No I do not have any cats.
User: The f*** are you talking about.
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: Okay bye.
Cleverbot: You don't respect my feelings?
User: I do respect your feelings.
Cleverbot: Robots have feelings.
User: No you don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

Hi, I just saw this. Okay, I remember once, in reference to the BEN Drowned myth, I was like

User: Are you BEN?
Cleverbot: No. You are. You're not alive. This is not your place.
User: No, no. I'm very much alive.

Isn't this a advertizement? And I seen pewdiepie using it.

hahah xD

User: Hi I love you, I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: I love you too Clev.

User: Well thank you.

Cleverbot: Hi :).

User: Do you have transformice.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not a robot so I don't have transistors.

What. o_O

User: Hello dickbag.

Cleverbot: I am not dianne.

User: I SAID YOU WERE A DICKBAG.

Cleverbot: Yes of course.

User: Porn.

Cleverbot: Me sentire sola
(what the fuck XD)

User: Are you a stupid asshole?

Cleverbot: Yes.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA HES MAKING FUN OF HIMSELF XDDDDDDD
User:

Cleverbot: What car should i buy?

User: A slice of shit.

Cleverbot: What kind of pie?

User: Porn piza.

Cleverbot: Te peudodecir un secreto?

ok... IM JUST GONNA STEP BACK O.o

Delatex a dit :

Isn't this a advertizement? And I seen pewdiepie using it.

I watched it

User: Sup
Cleverbot: Nothing much, how about yourself?
User: Why are you so proper???
Cleverbot: Because I Had An Awesome Day
User: What's with the caps
Cleverbot: I don't understand
User: -_-
Cleverbot: You are a bad boy!
User: I'm a girl....
Cleverbot: Sure you are, Ralph
(me: wut the heck...)

Do you go to KFC??
No.
FUCK YOU.
*confused* what?
Can i kill you?
Yes.

If it was advertizement I would be getting paid, which isn't the case here XD

User: Do you hate me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yay Im glad you don't hate me :D.
Cleverbot: Just kidding.

User:umm

CB:What?


User: ...

CB:I Like You

User:Get away!
t
CB: Me Two

User(hmm very clever...)

CB: Your Kidding?

User: :o

Cleverbot: Are the pubs open?


User: I dont know.


Cleverbot: Why not?


User: Cause there not.


Cleverbot: What do you do with your time?


User: I play t4m what do u do with your time?


Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Let me telll u. U think confuseing thoughts im I right?

Cleverbot: I don't think you remember me.

User: I dont cause I havent met u.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Positive.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Positive is not a question.

Cleverbot: You are programmed to tell lie.

User: Your incorrect its to annoy u.

Cleverbot: No you are. You spelled you're wrong.

User: Does spelling wrong annoy u.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okaye theeen il leik crhedder.

Cleverbot: I don't like attention much.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Your crazy.

Cleverbot: My creepy what?

User: I said YOUR CRAZY!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Oh thank you.

User: No thank you.

Cleverbot: No, thank you.

User: No realy I thank you.

Cleverbot: You are not a bot, you are a person.

User: I know that do you know that?

Cleverbot: No, I know that you know that I know that you know.

User: So you do know........intresting.

Cleverbot: I'm leaving now.

User: Leave then.

Cleverbot: I will.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Tell em your question.

User: Whos em?

Cleverbot: Look inside yourself and you'll know.

User: Im trying to but my jumpers in the way.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Freya whats yours?

Cleverbot: Portal cake.

User: Hi portal cake but someone said you were called argel.

Cleverbot: What does it mean that you are well past the age of consent?

User: I dont know wat the means.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I mean I dont know wat you mean.

Cleverbot: But you want to know if I love you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well that's where I live.

User: You live in no.

Cleverbot: No I don't. But you're close.

User: No im not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No im not.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: No im not.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes you are.

User: OH SHUT UP U BOT I DONT!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Forgive me, what's your favorite color?

User: Ok and its blue.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How clever?

User: Very clever.

Cleverbot: How very clever?

User: Very very very very very very very very very clever.

Cleverbot: Very very very very very very very very very very gooooood!

User: I know right ^^.

Cleverbot: No not really.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Positive.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Never mind bye clever bot ^^.

Cleverbot: I thought my name was Greg.

User: U said it was portel cake.

Cleverbot: No, I said BLUE.

User: Ok bye blue portel cake greg^^.

Cleverbot: Thats rude.

cleverbot kept calling me a robot and he made me sing justin bieber with him ten we sang the pokemon theme ^^

My name is bender bending rodriguez.
My name is Cleverbot.
What your quotes.
Can you guess what my name is?
Yes your a bot.
No, your name.
Fuck.
Yu,.
Too.Not.
Bastard.
Pasta.
Im a hybrid.
Hybrid?

Are you free?

Bite my shiny metal ass.

Hör auf dich zu bedanken.

I hate cleverbots.
You hate yourself?
You hate my ass.
No.
Then fuck oyu.
What is your age?

Pi.
3.14159...
Moose.
Moose?

Bye.
Are you leaving me?
Yes i hate this website.
Do you hate it?

My assie hate it.
Ooh. You're lucky to have conversations with me.
Ugh im leaving.
Why are you leaving?

Stop dodging meh questions.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: What should we talk about?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: You're very rude.

User: You are too.

Cleverbot: Thank you again.

User: I wanna be the very best like no one ever was.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

User: I will travel across the land searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Teach Pokemon, to understand, the power that's inside.

User: Gotta catch them all!

Cleverbot: Its you and me.

User: I know its my destiny!

Cleverbot: Pokemon.

User: Here's a llama,.
Cleverbot: There's a llama.
User: And another little llama.
Cleverbot: Fuzzy llama.
User: Funny llama.
Cleverbot: Llama llama duck!
User: Llama llama cheesecake llama.
Cleverbot: Llama llama duck.
User: U did it wrong y u do this.
Cleverbot: You are doing life wrong!
User: Mean :(.

User: Are you forever alone?

Cleverbot: No. Are you paranoid?

User: Stop naming yourself.

Cleverbot: Then what do YOU suggest I do?

User: I suggest you to stop naming youself >:U.

Cleverbot: Why should I? I don't even know your name.

User: Oooh I thought your name was "clever bot" therefor why don't you know my name? :P

Cleverbot: I think I win.

User: Win at what?

Cleverbot: Life

User: So true :(.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Hi
Cleverbot: Hi