You're a doctor, and you hate your job. You need to get fired, ASAP.

example:

person1: Doctor, doctor! My arms are bleeding!

person2: "I'll fix it." (Saws off arms with a chainsaw) / Doctor, doctor, I have a migrane!

person3: You're fired! / (Nods and shoots with a sniper gun) / Doctor, Doctor, I feel dizzy!

So you should have three things in your post, firing the person above you, healing them, and then posting your own.

I'll start. "Doctor, Doctor, I have asthma!"

Have fun!

I can fix it! *smacks upside the head with a metal pole till you black out and stabs 32 times in the chest*... :D


DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I CANT FEEL MY FACE!

FIRED!

I can fix it. *cuts face off* There!

YO FIRED!
*Takes out organs to use for cupcakes for the war

Boss: AUUUGHHHH I SWEAR YOU'RE SO FIRED!

DOCTOR! DOCTOR! MY ARM IS NUMB.

Boss: GET OUT OF HERE!!!

-Breaks arm-, "there, you can feel it now right?!"

Doctor,doctor! I can't cry!

-Grabs a gallon of water and splashes it onto Foenixtake's face-
Thats Better, right?

Doctor,doctor! I have a diease called eternity sadness! Helpme!

Just eat this poison. You will then die. But be cured.

DOCTAAAAR! I need a dispenser here!

FIRED.

I Can Help!*Throws out of window*

Fired!!

Doctor doctor! I can't feel my eyes!

Well.. i cant really help. im not classified. *sticks scissors in eyes* Told you.

DOCTOR! DOCTOR! MY LEG WAS CUT OFF BY JEFF THE KILLER

ONLY 1 LEG?!?!? OH NO,THAT IS A BIG PROBLEM!!!! -Cuts of other legs-

DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I GOT DUMPED! (This has nothing to do with doctors, ik, ik XD)

FIRED!!!

Oh u got dumped. well ppl say when you do you will nevah find love again. But theres ALWAYS justin beiber :)

DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I THINK A SNAKE BIT MY HAND

*kills snake* I HAVE AVENGED YOUR HAND
DOCTOR DOCTOR, MAH LEG IS SPLIT OPEN AND ON FIRE!!! (xD)

Fired! SHE DIED BECAUSE YOU DIDNT TREAT IT!

I can help you! But first.. LEMME TAKE A SELFIE! *Takes a million selfies and her leg gets torn off*

DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I ATE PAPER AND NOW I FEEL WIERD

Its Fired.Because million person on here.

DOCHTOR DOCHTOR! MIJ F*** DOG HAS BENING TIME TO DIE! HELP ME PLZ

Ahahahahhaha! *Gives the dog a machine gun*

Doctor! Doctor! I have nightmares! OwO

Dont worry, just get more nightmares and you'll be just fine.

Doctor! Doctor! I'm sick of being a Doctor!

Fired!

Hmmmmmm....... *Gives a doctors pass* Just go help some patients with these scissors and ill pay you. Its easy.

Doctor! Doctor! I broke my nose!

Then I'll break the rest of your face too, so you wont feel the difference!

DOCTOR DOCTOR! I pooped my pants!