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Peppermint#7160 is an enigmatic user. I don’t see them much on Cafe. But today...Today was something diffrent. Here I will talk about this user’s excellent Profile Picture(PFP in short) Let me start out by saying,this is a AMAZING MASTERPIECE. First of all I assume it’s a CGI muscular man-like body which has Simon from the hit animated film “Alvin and the Chipmunks” as his head. This is a masterpiece. The composition and the absolute beauty of the lighting is amazing. The colors are saturated well and they pop out immiedatly after seeing the art. Truly shows the effort put into this masterpiece. Especially when you see those two white lines between the Simon’s pic. Second of all,let’s discuss Simon here. My man,Simon been lifting heavy weights didn’t he? Not only does he have those athlete-worthy muscles that could lift planets like Uranus in a matter of seconds,but also his pose. HIS P O S E . His absolute confidence and the sheer power of the image dominates your mind. You know Simon is the boss and there’s no running from him. He is too strong for you probably. You can’t fight back due to being in shock with his absolute manliness. All you can do now is embrace Simon and his absolute Sigma-male-esque potrayal of confidence. Third of all I just wanna say the context of this image. As far as I’m aware this has no context. Yet art is about interpretation,and I have mine unofficial interpretation. After the events of the four cinematic movies,Alvin and Theodore died due to unknown causes(likely due to Theodore having absolute not-so gamer moment and trying to recreate battle royale genre irl). Simon is the last standing. After seeing his brothers pass away,he had one goal in mind:TO NOT LET ANYONE DIE UNDER HIS WATCH ANYMORE. So he started lifting,training and burning calories. He exercised so much,been through so much that he recieved the ABSOLUTE peak human sigma male body type. This is my interpretation of this fan made image of Simon. Thank you for reading my essay on the current PFP of the user Peppermint#7160. Yes I’m a mad man for doing this to some of the users,since this is subjectivaly so epic. I’m sorry you had to read this. My laptop overheated while I made this,so it was clear the laptop tried to stop me from creating this masterpiece. Again,thank you. |