im sorry
im sorry for the atrocities youre about to see from me
im sorry im a transformicer
i didnt choose the mice life, the mice life chose me
some things you should know about me
i cant quit
i wont quit
ill never quit
some other things you should know about me
i dont respect you
and i will not respect you
i will constantly not respect you
and if theres ever a time where you dont feel respected
trust me
its supposed to be that way
i am sorry
im sorry you have to deal with this
and that eventually youll have to deal with me
but
to be so honest
its not my fault
i cant help but do a little trolling
everyday i wake up
and i think to myself
whos the next person to troll
i physically get the shakes when i dont
i get itchy
i get restless
i just cant stop thinking about the next person to troll
sometimes late at night
i start scheming
start scheming how to plant- how to troll people
even my close personal friends
i cant help but troll them
but i cant stop
i wont stop
ill lose all of my friends if it means i get to do a little trolling
but its who i am
no... i AM trolling
i cant help it
its- its not just who i am
its WHAT i am
it defines me
it defines every aspect of my life
so
im writing this to say
im sorry
im writing this to apologize for my crimes that i will commit
i wont feel bad for them
you will eventually cry one day because of me
so im writing this to say
im sorry
you are all my victims
and im coming for each and every one of you
im sorry
but also not really
but also im sorry
but not really
goodbye

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