No, I painted it. I am Leonardo Da Vinca, motherfucka!

Waiter, there's a 1-up in my soup.

what is 1-up
..just eat it

waiter, there is no soup in my soup!

waiter y isent there a cookie in my cookie suop o.O

waiter there is a truck in my soup!

Whoops sorry i forgot i left it there ._.''

Waiter, theres a camera in mah soup!

waiter, theres a poop in my soup

^ ignoring above

Melikeyanime a dit :

Whoops sorry i forgot i left it there ._.''

Waiter, theres a camera in mah soup!

TAKE A PICTURE OF SOUP

Waiter there's a dead person in my soup, CARL!!!!!

theres a shoop da woop in my soup

GAIS FOLLOW THE RULES

Ignores everyone who doesnt follow the rules

Bethdacat: This is not a morgue, please gtfo.

Waiter there is soup in my soup!

Cool story bro eat it >:D
Waiter, theres a lamp in my soup.

Chathemouse a dit :

Cool story bro eat it >:D
Waiter, theres a lamp in my soup.

Your soup is mutton soup!!!!! (Sheep meat soup)

Waiter, theres mud in my soup!

Herobrinefan a dit :

Your soup is mutton soup!!!!! (Sheep meat soup)

Waiter, theres mud in my soup!

Wait, That's chocolate. -Turns away- IT ISNT! MAUAHAHAHAHAHAH

Waiter! theres a mouse in my soup!

Well it is mouse soup you ordered ~|o3o|~

Waiter, there is an oreo in my soup

Oops I dropped that.
"Waiter, there is a turtle in my soup!"
No don't touch it
it's mine

*touches the turtle*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Waiter, there is a whole city in my soup!!!

Well if ur complaining so much share it with the city now. If you kept your mouth shut then you could of had the whole thing but nooooooooooooo

Waiter, you are naked in my soup..... can i join?

Its made with love
Waiter theres money in my sou- nevermind

Oh, I put my change in there? It's a 1$ anyway, so whatever....*steals anyways*

Waiter, there's a zombie in my soup.

so
Waiter theres theoncelerr in my soup