Me: "SHUT THE FUCK UP."
Lyddie: "Soory. I'm soory."
Me: "YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL "SORRY" RIGHT, DAMMIT."
Lyddie: "I'm soory."

A conversation between me and Lyddie.

"Journey once said 'don't stop believing' ... Unless your dream is stupid." ~ Kid president.

Some quotes i laughed at (youtube videos)
(sorry, if you are like ._.? )

*Skydoesminecraft and MineCraftUniverse play parkour map*
*They come to HARD place*
Sky: *sees monsters* AAAAAAAHH!
TrueMU(minecraftuniverse, jason): Sky, are you startled?
Sky: YES! JASON HELP IM SO STARTLED!

lol :D

(another, its actually funny moment in video, again sky, but with Deadlox)

*epic jump map*
Deadlox: *throws Sky away to ocean with super snowball*
Sky: *teleports to Deadlox, smacks him away to ocean like 100 times*
Deadlox: *is almost up*
Sky: *smacks Deadlox to ocean*
Deadlox: *hits keyboard irl*
Sky: *laughing*

:DDD IT WAS SO FUNNY!

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus

"Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions." - Frater Ravus

"By the skillful and sustained use of propaganda, one can make a people see even heaven as hell or an extremely wretched life as paradise." - Adolf Hitler

"Great liars are also great magicians." - Adolf Hitler

“I do not see why man should not be as cruel as nature” - Adolf Hitler

“Instruction in world history in the so-called high schools is even today in a very sorry condition. Few teachers understand that the study of history can never be to learn historical dates and events by heart and recite them by rote; that what matters is not whether the child knows exactly when this battle or that was fought, when a general was born, or even when a monarch (usually a very insignificant one) came into the crown of his forefathers. No, by the living God, this is very unimportant. To 'learn' history means to seek and find the forces which are the causes leading to those effects which we subsequently perceive as historical events.” - Adolf Hitler

“if you want to shine like sun first you have to burn like it.” - Adolf Hitler

“I don't want the 5 dollars in your pocket, I want your soul” - Lady Gaga


just a few of my favorites.

"Famous people walk of the red carpet because they're stars, but I walk on toilet paper, because I'm the shit!"
"Plankton (from spongebob) taught me that it's alright to be married to my computer."

"Good men mean well. We just don't always end up doing well."
—Isaac Clarke

(I'm not addicted, alright?)

"When life gives you lemons MAKE A LEMON COMBUSTABLE!!!!" -by Cave Johnson or whatever his name was.

"one does not simply eat one cookie"-internet memes

"i hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia, youre not scared, youre an asshole." -morgan freeman
i think i may have messed it up a bit but w/e

"Sometimes,people don't need a push,what they really need is a kick in the ass."

- Unknown Author

"Live life with no regrets,because you'll regret that later."

-Me :)

"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevent.
It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."

-Mewtwo

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND~!


-Tony Montana

"Shut up Meg." ~Peter Griffan.

"Guess whos soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE *BUCKET SLAM*
- Discorded Fluttershy

"My life sucks"

- Emo kid

"EMBRACE THE FEAR~ DANCE THE DANCE OF LIFE~"

-Peter Griffan

The silence isn't so bad, til I look at my hands and feel sad, cause the spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly~ ♥

Vanilla Twilight - Owl City
lyricsareallowedright:P

"Take what you learned today, and apply it for tomorrow"

~My teacher

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I have a couple.
1. "No Dip Sherlock!" Add holmes if you want.
2. "Bitch please, Don't hate me cause I'm more pro and pretty than you!"
3."Still A better Story than twilight."
4. "Sherlock Holmes is gay. Just Sayin'".
Lol, These are things from the enttire internet, they never came from me which is frikkin' obvious.