Uses a narwhal and stabs your stomach to et out it, reforms it with the magic of aunicorn, and runs away shooting everyone that is chasing me

*paratutes out of a plane falls and takes the cake while Thepaint is looking back trying to shoot the others and i selently and quickly run to planet Angry Birds which takes 2 years to get to* MMM...MINE...NOBODY WILL FIND ME HERE...NOBODY HAS EVER COME HERE...NOBODY CAN SURVIVE 2 YEARS WITH NOTHING BUT A SPACESHIP...ONLY ME...mmm... *nibbles on the cake and gives some of it to the Angry Birds :3*

I live in that planet and quickly trap you in my genjutsu and revive the cake back my cake :3

I tell my dalek army to attack and destroy you.I jump on your ship or whatever means genjutsu, get the survived cake, open my metal costume [I'm a dalek, we live like cyborgs], put the cake in my slime, close and lock my body and run away into the next paralel universe, 2 000 000 000 000 000 years ago before you all start stealing the cake and eat the cake there.

Daleks are from ''Doctor Who''.If you dunno the show, go ahead and watch it on BBC or YouTube or just buy some episodes from BBC.

Masterchick a dit :

I steal Roosi's gun n kill her. By ensuring she is dead, I go throw her body in the miiddle of da ocean and bury u. >:D

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I'm immortal :/

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Enjoy your cake far away from our Universe, Darkarious. I'll just bake a new cake >:3

-bakes a new cake, locks it in the chest, then drops the chest into a tunnel under the lava very deep underground and feeds the key to a dragon-

My cake >:3

(i just finished drinking a potion so if im in lava it wont kill me and i wont feel anything) -finds the dragon walking aroung the garden- ohai dere dragon c: -dragon eats me- ooh whats dis shiny thing? a key! i wonder where it goes... -dragon burps me and the key out and i am walking around the feild and fall into a deep hole and land in water and the key falls outta my pocket and lands in the keyhole cage- whats this? YUMMY! A CAKE! -crawls into cage then the lid falls back down and the key locks itself- what the heck? oh no! im trapped! im squashed! -opens mouth to shout out for help but key falls into mouth and into my stomach- ergh! that key tasted like dragon spit! i cant survive down here! i only have a piece of cake to survive on. i must use it wisley... -eats the cake whole- delicous...and now im gonna die

Ressurects the lost cake and hide in my secret place.

My cake :3

Beats you up until you revealed the secret place then i get the cake and i eat and use my magical powers so that the cake dosn't exist

..Do I really have to bake another new cake?

Fine. -bakes a new cake, locks it in the chest and throws the chest in lava-

I won't tell ya where that lava is located >:3

MAH CAKE!!!

*Notices you standing next to the lava you threw the cake in*

Really, roosi? nice plan.

*POOSH*

I'll use my lava-proof scuba suit!

*i leap in, pick up the chest, and then run away and lock it inside a safe, inside a safe, inside a safe*

MEIN!!!

-rips your lava-proof costume off-

Have fun burning there :D

-takes the chest and locks it in a small underground room, under the lava and takes the key-

Hmm... where should I find the key? Those ninjas will get it anyway.

-keeps the key, thakes protal gun and places a portal to the other dimension, enters it, and then removes the portal and hides the key to another chest, which can not be opened-

Have fun finding it!

MY CAKE!!

-Teleports the cake here-

*Uses love to transfrom into a massive dragon of love and eats the cake*

*pretends to be food and jumps into dragon, then takes out cake and fly's out of dragon into a blizzard with extra warm clothes on* MY CAKE!!!

i tell a giant komodo dragon to eat u alive and then i share the cake with it while i put his saddle and reins on and ride him eating the cake. i ressurect the cake and let the komodo dragon eat it. ressurect and enchant the cake and let him eat it and he turns into a dragon.

P.S. komodo dragons are lizards that live in deserts. 4 those who skipped school :3

*Steals the cake, and runs away*

BEEP BEEP! Look out, Jepo! Motorbike coming! And i'm on it! *rides past Jepo and snatches cake and drives away* Yay! my cake now! (says in a creepy voice) MY PRECIOUS...MY PRECIOUS...CAKE...MY SPESOOWL(special) CAKE...MY BEAUTIFUL, PRECIOUS CAKE! onm nom nom c: yummy

i respawn from the start."...SHET!"anyway...where da fuq am i.*looks where i am*meh at least he didn't take my pistol(i mean who the heck doesn't have a secondary weapon?)meh.shoots Izupen in da face and just uses force to open chest and doesn't work...jesus fuq...um...well dats destroyed.my god dats gross.*looks to the right*oh hey a house.says don't enter.secret stuff.........busts open door(bad idea)
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/___\--- door busted open l ~~~ l<this is a drawer.
Li/ v l ~~~l
l l ____o_____l l ~~~l

...ok.*looks inside*
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l____l>>>

a knife.know i can cut that open.*does it*theres the cake.takes it with gloves(ima girl im not used to gross stuff)uses his motorbike to drive away with the cake.

You aren't escaping me and my knife-sword thing, you know! -climbs into car, and drives straight towards Hyperpaw. Gets out, and stabs Hyper in the back, right above the heart- Well, I spared your life. -wipes off blood from knife- And there goes his motorcycle... -watches it go skidding against stoen, and watches it explode in flames- Oh, I see you still have the cake. -takes cake, rips off Hyper's gloves, cuts off a piece of cake, and smashes it into her hands- Happy Birthday. You wanted the cake. -cuts the gloves into ten pieces, and gets back into the vehicle- Wait... THE CAKE IS A LIE. This cake isn't real, is it? -throws out cake, and watches it land with a SPLAT- Well, maybe not. Eh, whatever. -throws a packet of cake mix into the pile of cake waste- So they can make another cake. -drives off in le sunset-

I'm too lazy to read the whole text so I just take the cake and run away.

I zap you and you fall to the ground and I take the cake and put it in a secret cage very far away