i accidentaly commented twice on da

I fell on a man friend of mine, don't remember how but I did.

Well, i did a spit take............on the guy i liked. oops

then there was this time that I accidentaly thought they called my name and it was someone else..........i stood up and got halfway to the stage......oops

Then there was this time i spilled a drink in that spaot where it looks like you peed, in public and had to go the rest of the day with it

oh, not to mention the time i ran up to the guy i like and said some really stupid soundin stuff

also, there was this time i fainted during a performance

I get embarresed.............alot, this is like 10% of my embaresing momenst for the past year or 2

When I was born I accidently touched my mums vagina.
Yup, that was kind of awkward.

How do you remember that?

Are you kidding me?

when you were born, thats a long time ago

Maximumangel a dit :

when you were born, thats a long time ago

How can you not get the joke?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH, ok now i got it

Maximumangel a dit :

Then there was this time i spilled a drink in that spaot where it looks like you peed, in public and had to go the rest of the day with it

Same happened to me. My old school had SAT parties when they ended, and we got soda and pizza. So I was having a conversation, doing hand gestures, when I spilled my soda in the same place. Someone yelled, "SHE PEED HER PANTS!" and I started crying like crazy.

I just went to the restroom to clean up and tied a jacket over it. Still pretty embarassing, though. ;;

sadle i didnt happen to have a jacket that i wantedx soda on, all of my jackets are super cute and do not look good w/ soda

Oh and another addition, today, i learned how to ride a bike, Im 13..........................

When I was in primary school I was joking to my year 5 friend and she picked my up, made me face the ground and slapped my butt, then somebody else was looking and like "[[Insertnamehere]] WHAT DID YOU JUST DO "

Once i ripped my pants at school and i tied a jacket around it i wuz lucky cuz i that wuz first time i brought it in long time. Also once i walked half a block in my boxers in the morning then shortly after i noticed and ran home rly fast

I was scammed outa 100k bels on animal crossing.................

Really Max? Did Nook make you upgrade your house AGAIN? Man, I hate Nook. But please, do tell the full story. I am curious. :D

I was at Thriftys with my Dad and I thought he left his shopping cart to go look at some oranges so I took the one I thought had his stuff in it but it turns out I took an old ladies shopping cart when she was getting salad so I just stopped and left it there.

AT A PLAY YOU WERNT ALWD TO GO TO THE TOILET AN D I CRAPED MY SELF AND EVERYONE WERE SMELLIN AROUND!!(LOL AND EMBARESSED)

Okay here some stories:

ONE: I puked in math class. (Infront of lots of friends and the teacher. :( )

TWO: I thought this lady was my mom so I touched her arm just ot hold on to her, but when I looked up right away, it wasnt her. I was SO embaressed!!! DX

i'll tell u some One i went to the elevator and pressed the botten then a dude came up pressed a botten and it worked then i relized i click the keyhole botten 2my brother was standing there his bag got stuck and a news paper fell he told me not to pick it up he picked it up and put it inside then he went to the bathroom and he left his bag i p9cked up the news paper and poop was in it fell on my eye i tried to wipe it off then i said to myself ._. shoulda seen that coming then he came and took me to mom and he said look at her she has poop al over her face she said how did u get it on ur face? my bro always likedd gettting me screwed over so he said she went into the boys bathroom and went to a toliet and then licked it and put it on her face i got grounded for 1 month then my father came in he saw it on my face and cleaned it off then my bff came to me and saw i was grounded she promised to take watch me she bailed me out and took me to DQ and i came back at 10 am fyi we left at 6 pm and my mom was wait i was bleeding and my mom took the grounding off

i once said outloud in a transformice room when i was going to say it to my tribe 'im going to fake die' OMG I FORGOT THE /t I WAS SO EMBARASSED