I suffocate him with Jif peanut butter.

I summon my 57 Bulgarian peasants with laser eyes.

They will die anyway.. Just give me time :U

I summon juggernaut squad

i use an army of creepy pastas

I summon 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Slenders

They all get killed by jeff.
I summon Katniss and Tris (both are from awesome series called Divergent and Hunger Games :D)

A huge brick crushed them
I Summon herobrine

i called the mods to erase him.

I summoned (drum roll.....) NAVI!!!

I kill him with nerdiness.

I summon a poisonous turtle.

I take a ride on it :)


I summon a creeperteeth

I walk away and dodge him.

I summon a shiny Espeon from a pokeball! X3

i put him back in the pokeball XD


i summon aiden pearce(the watch dogs guy)and his phone

I offer him a job to rid the city of the other hackers ((don't know the correct term)). If he declines, I place him in New York City >:D

I summon Tigrounette.

He shall die. I have my mouse-fia members all readied.

I summon a Summoner. Defeat the Summoner immediately!

I play League of Legends with them. I win.

I summon an owl.

I allow the owl to play a game of skirmish with me.
I summon the Great shart.

i shoot it, with a huge gun

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i summon pikachu!

I kill it with a katana

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I summon the great wall of China

i will pour some gasoline and burn it!

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i summon my sister