You just have to fly, remember, u have superpowers o3o

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Help! There's a potato flying behind me!

Make it into fries!

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Help! There's a crab pinching at my wallet!

let it be its mr krabs

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help im forced to comment on a fourm post

Kill the person who forced you to do so

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Help,i'm unintetionally roleplaying on skype

this was made exactly 3 years ago...

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then get ip resolved

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help there's a steel rod in me

ur ded

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help there is a giant spider which i killed it and then it turned into a big mass of bugs

Run. Fast.


Oh my.. HELP! THERE'S A CAT VIDEO THAT'LL MAKE ME CRY! (lel)
What do I do?

Embrace the tears.

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Help! I'm being dragged by my feet across the house by my brother! What do I do?!

stab him♡

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A wolf is eating me halp

Die.


Help! I've just witnessed fontcest and is scarred for life... What do I do?

Enjoy your life..

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Help, there's a problem, I've litterally failed life.

go look at ur self in the mirror in the bathroom
help, theres a problem, i've literally lost all my 100m cookies ;-;

bake some more or buy some more.

Help there's a pingu nooting at me!

Alright, just run.

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Help! There's a slenderman chasing me!

Feed him he must be hungry!

Help! There's a sentence finishing me!

Wow, finish it first

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Help! There's a lion eating me

how the hell, you're still alive?

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help! there's a cat scratching me!